Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

drskittles

Voted Headlines

203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
1	1 Vote	Taliban Threatens to Fuck Me
1	1 Vote	The Completely Obvious Way to Stop Being Awkward
1	1 Vote	A Documentary About Microsoft Paint That Will Make Your Stomach Drop
1	1 Vote	Obama Reportedly Held in Dungeon-Like Conditions While Captor Cashed Social Security checks
2	2 Vote	NASA Wants to Know About E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial
2	2 Vote	Booze, Exotic Dancers, and Attempted Homicide: Here's One Graduation Party That Spiraled Out of This World
2	2 Vote	Kanye West Has Left His Wallet in Pennsylvania
2	2 Vote	Here's How to Get Laid
2	2 Vote	Are There Atoms of Abraham Lincoln in My Dreams
3	3 Vote	The Changing Face of Christian Persecution
2	2 Vote	You Will Make You Feel Filthy
2	2 Vote	I Challenge You Not to Get Rich Off of Darth Vader Selfies Degrade
2	2 Vote	Undercover Study Finds Using Facebook Makes People unhappy
1	1 Vote	Man Stages Kidnapping to Distract Parents From a 747 Airplane
2	2 Vote	Bianca Jagger to Speak English USA! USA! USA!
2	2 Vote	Canada Had a Massive Clown Bush
2	2 Vote	"Abortion Ship" Aims to Eradicate Uncovered Boobs
3	3 Vote	A Brief History of Openly Masturbating In restrooms