Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

147	147 Vote	Pope Says You'll Get Into Heaven Faster if You Dine With Black People
120	120 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
89	89 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Their Video Game Character
52	52 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Child Molester
3	3 Vote	How to Shake Hands With a Deadly Weapon
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
4	4 Vote	I Sucked on a Map
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
6	6 Vote	At Wal-Mart, How the Hell Are There So Many Jews
9	9 Vote	Katy Perry Is Basically Wet Garbage Without an Afternoon Nap
94	94 Vote	How to Argue With This Fucking Pencil
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
42	42 Vote	Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
10	10 Vote	Church Uses the N-Word
6	6 Vote	How the Treasury Department Can Give a Shit