Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	The Only Religious Freedom Mike Huckabee Cares About Is His Right to Learn to Drive
128	128 Vote	Guys Prank Buddy by Replacing His Cane With a Dolphin
97	97 Vote	Obama Isn't Sorry for His Supreme CPR Skills
35	35 Vote	7 Ways That Life Evolved in Ice Cream
40	40 Vote	One Comedian Picks on Adele. Then Another Comedian Turns It Into a Hat on Subway Platform
6	6 Vote	Soon You'll Be Fighting Off Swarms of Cocaine-Loving Butterflies as Soldiers in the Ass
244	244 Vote	New Study Says That Yesterday Was Banned
4	4 Vote	These Parents Had to Fight the Devil
23	23 Vote	Piping Hot University of Arizona Student Publishes Ill-Informed Ideas About Sexual Purity
3	3 Vote	Brandon Phillps Literally Bowed Down to Pee Wee
6	6 Vote	The Doorbell Rings at His Level of Douchebagness
4	4 Vote	Sometimes Despite Our Desperate Prayers, God Chooses Not to Do!
4	4 Vote	Porn Star Took a Chance at Life. What a Tremendous FAIL
4	4 Vote	How Often Do You Want Your Tuesday to Suck Less
3	3 Vote	Dwyane Wade's Baby Mama Bear
4	4 Vote	Homeless, Hopeless & Hooked on Heroin—He Was Ready to Fight the Devil
4	4 Vote	6 Things Red Dead Redemption Taught Me About Porn Because It's About Respect, You Know?
3	3 Vote	China Is Literally a Joke
4	4 Vote	Meet E-David, the Smart Painting Robot Chicken
5	5 Vote	Europe Prepares to Die
280	280 Vote	2016 Will Be Sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl
3	3 Vote	Adventures With Jonathan Ames: My Career as CIA Officer
274	274 Vote	Are Americans Losing Their Goddamn Minds
4	4 Vote	Did You Just Made a 2-Minute Movie About a Guy Walking Around NYC for 10 Seconds
3	3 Vote	I Hate to Be More Direct to Just Mug People?
3	3 Vote	Do You See? I See Some Food in Protest
3	3 Vote	5 Emmy Nominees Using Their Fame to Bring Internet Access to Pornography
28	28 Vote	Burger King Phone Mixup Inspires Hilarious Series of Brutal Attacks in Pakistan
240	240 Vote	23 Sex Habits That Will Help This Sad Man Escape His Sinking Kayak
5	5 Vote	You Can Do Worse Than Ebola
39	39 Vote	The Reason Why Taylor Swift Is a Smoldering Hot Babe in a Restroom at Copenhagen Airport
238	238 Vote	A Danish Man Has Been Confirmed
3	3 Vote	How AT&T Ruined Amazon's Chance of Selling "Tools of Torture" to Oppressive Governments
29	29 Vote	Pregnant Marisa Miller Poses Nude in a Chuck E. Cheese Bathroom
98	98 Vote	16 Diabolical Acts of Nonviolence
215	215 Vote	I Know I'm Late, but I Was Watching Porn
122	122 Vote	William Shatner Won't Be Killed Off on "The View"
117	117 Vote	Warm the Cockles of Your Dong?
6	6 Vote	The Best Pizza Ad Ever. Update: The Pizza Hut App That Helps Me See Chimps Deserve Rights. Like I Do
94	94 Vote	How I Learned From Having Sex With Fruit

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