Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
365	365 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
800	800 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
908	908 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 2	2
403	403 Vote	How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
580	580 Vote	Princess Peach Will Kill US All 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
137	137 Vote	Republican Tim Scott Would Have Sex With a Shitload of Alien-Possessed Birds
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
116	116 Vote	Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4

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