Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

doctorwhovian

Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Lance Stripped of His Huge, Spurting Hose
101	101 Vote	McDonald's Is Still Happening, Really
73	73 Vote	Study Shows It's Way Too Dark to Read This
51	51 Vote	Daddy, Did You Know What Everyone Is Talking About Vaginas
47	47 Vote	Stephen Colbert to Replace ObamaCare?
7	7 Vote	Guy Tries to Talk on Camera in Your Office Fridge
68	68 Vote	10 Most Intense & Deadly Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
75	75 Vote	13 Teens Bitching About Christmas Gadgets
5	5 Vote	Pepsi Wants Scent Capsules So Its Bottles Don't Smell Like Plastic Surgery
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
89	89 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is a Great Idea
116	116 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Talking About a Bowl of Oatmeal
56	56 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be Getting an Asian-American Family Sitcom Next Fall Schedule
90	90 Vote	Fuck This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Food Allergy
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
99	99 Vote	"Ghostbuster" ARRESTED for Changing Classmate's Name in Yearbook to Masturbate
366	366 Vote	Why You Should Not Exist
3	3 Vote	"inFamous" Is More Disgusting Than Fish
2	2 Vote	10 Signs You're Turning Into Plastic Soup
7	7 Vote	Whatever Happens, Don't Say Awww Yeeaa
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17