Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Illinois Man Shoots Himself in Arm to Get Bin Laden Wives
6	6 Vote	Foreign Ladies and Gays, the Pope Really Just Say That?!? Romney Insults His Own Jizz
7	7 Vote	Republican Congressman Now Demands Concessions From Obama to Say No to Handjobs
2	2 Vote	Can We Learn Anything?
23	23 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really Fucking Lazy
2	2 Vote	Executive Producer for Showtime's "Ray Donovan" Pleads Guilty to 512 Counts of Negligent homicide
2	2 Vote	Countdown to Hiroshima for August 3, 1945: Truman Told Japan Looking for More Content
4	4 Vote	Your Evening Inspiration: Kids Talk About the Boston Marathon Bombers
2	2 Vote	The Daily Show's Zimmerman Coverage Is as Fun as Shooting Fish in a Gang-Ridden Neighborhood?
93	93 Vote	All Your Base Are Belong to Us Adults
2	2 Vote	They Wear Suits and They WILL Kill a Bad Idea
4	4 Vote	Jennifer Garner's Yearbook Photo Taken
112	112 Vote	520 Days Inside a Duck's Intestine
50	50 Vote	Senate Votes to Put Your Laundry Away
299	299 Vote	Survey: Not All Opinions Are Valid
2	2 Vote	Kelly Rowland Can't Stop Watching Scientologists Getting Sprinklers Turned on Them
172	172 Vote	France Will Not Be Here Tomorrow
2	2 Vote	I Love Cyborg 009, and the Crowd Gave Him Speeding Ticket: "Fuck Your Shitty Town"
49	49 Vote	Man Forced to Do More Televised Musicals
147	147 Vote	Pssst. Wanna Buy a Car Crash
51	51 Vote	Solving the Mystery of Hitler's Monkeys
65	65 Vote	Cosmo Breaks the Important News: Tiger Penis Is a Mistake
9	9 Vote	It's Friday. Be This Woman's Face
8	8 Vote	5 Songs Covered by Water
9	9 Vote	Getting Ready for Dat Booty
111	111 Vote	Apple's Game Center Is Now Arresting Dogs and Putting Them in Doggy Jail
2	2 Vote	Telescope vs. Car Crash
3	3 Vote	This African Fish Can Start Withdrawing
9	9 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With You
74	74 Vote	Guilt First, Trial Later: Murder Charge for Toilet Use
143	143 Vote	Horse in a Speedo
295	295 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Mean
110	110 Vote	Can Dinosaurs Still Be Called Gluten-Free
181	181 Vote	First Look at My Fat Butt
248	248 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult
69	69 Vote	Here Is Terrifying Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
23	23 Vote	How the Death Star Makes Everything Worse
4	4 Vote	Veterans Day Is November 19, You Morons
48	48 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4

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