Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

69	69 Vote	35 Awesome Toys Every 80s Girl Wanted for Cooking Meth 2	2
82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
77	77 Vote	Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
111	111 Vote	The Secret Anatomy of a Lazy Ass
112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
103	103 Vote	Wasted Bro Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
2	2 Vote	Woman Discovers Rental Was Formerly a Murder Chamber Used by Bugs
147	147 Vote	Things I Learned About Loneliness When I Was Sobbing
179	179 Vote	This Swedish Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Nothing but Garbage
53	53 Vote	Relatives of Missing Penis
58	58 Vote	Yanukovych: I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
103	103 Vote	So I Need Something to Punch
129	129 Vote	Cuba Is Totally Made Up?!
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
168	168 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
2	2 Vote	Here's Why That's a Bad Idea?
322	322 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
331	331 Vote	I Feel Like Shit About Myself
51	51 Vote	Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident 2	2
272	272 Vote	Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
252	252 Vote	Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail 2	2
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
4	4 Vote	The 5 Hardest Things to Do With a Well-Delivered F-Bomb
301	301 Vote	5 Pieces of Ass
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
404	404 Vote	Why Do People Like Me
3	3 Vote	Notre Dame Judi
115	115 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to See This Toad Orgy
2	2 Vote	How to Train for Urban Combat
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
100	100 Vote	How to Open Your Mouth
28	28 Vote	Colorado Man Infected With Deadliest, Rarest Form of Flattery
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
361	361 Vote	Study: College Makes You Miserable
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2

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