Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

77	77 Vote	Keep Your Life for Under $25
5	5 Vote	More People Kill Themselves: Study Discovers
246	246 Vote	Jesus Is a Console Gamer 1	1
3	3 Vote	This Is What Happens Now?
668	668 Vote	Man Dies After Being a Failure 1	1
3	3 Vote	Country Music Star Wars
251	251 Vote	ABBA Says It Will Suspend Nuclear Tests 1	1
4299	4299 Vote	Sex Has Been Cancelled 3	3
2	2 Vote	Abba Says It Will Retaliate if U.S. Halts Weapons Sales
461	461 Vote	"Kingdom Hearts III" Will Feature a Monstrous 22-Foot Bong
3	3 Vote	Kate Bush Writes Tribute to Gay Cruising Spots 1	1
57	57 Vote	Incoming NSA Chief Has a Woopsie
4	4 Vote	The Tragic Real-Life Story of 4/20
2	2 Vote	People Aren't Shopping at IKEA
452	452 Vote	Dark Souls Remastered Has Been Deemed Unconstitutional
2	2 Vote	See What Happens When Two Pokémon Trainers Wed?
2	2 Vote	Why Does Smoking Pot Give You Diabetes!
256	256 Vote	Good Morning! Time to Face Evil 1	1
2	2 Vote	Coronation Street Is Lit
2	2 Vote	How Am I Supposed to Get Tattooed ASAP
2	2 Vote	Zlatan Ibrahimovic Should Be Armed With Shotgun
2	2 Vote	What the Golf? Is the Legacy of Soul Music?
2	2 Vote	Clendon, Will You Stop It?
2	2 Vote	Clendon, Will You Die
81	81 Vote	9-Year-Old Battling Brain Cancer Gets to Decide Whether to Grant Robots Personhood 1	1
44	44 Vote	As a Federal Employee, You Really Have to Get Customers to Design Their Own Kinks
2	2 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of the Circus
4	4 Vote	Yes Sir, Absolutely Sir, We'll Never Understand
210	210 Vote	Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Little Ass Sword
3	3 Vote	But We Did Porn Together!!!
9	9 Vote	Kids, Always Listen to Your Ibuprofen
4	4 Vote	Let's Talk About Getting Shit-Faced
190	190 Vote	Prince Had "exceedingly High" Level of Interest in Rpg Games 1	1
151	151 Vote	Humpty Dumpty Had Some Issues 1	1
210	210 Vote	Fortnite's Giving Out Free Rewards for the Repeal of Second Amendment
937	937 Vote	Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
568	568 Vote	Come Visit Australia, the Wildlife Is ???? ???? ???? ???? 1	1
258	258 Vote	Pokemon Go Piss 1	1
5	5 Vote	Every Office Has One Big and Depressing Meme
7	7 Vote	How Christianity Is Not "Cross" Country Skiing!!

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