Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	I'm an Air Quality Issues
10	10 Vote	What Is a Sewer
8	8 Vote	I'm Plus Size and Covered in Dust in Barn That Time Forgot
14	14 Vote	I've Been Banned From Donating Sperm 1	1
52	52 Vote	I'm Dead at 73
122	122 Vote	It's Hard Not to Commit War Crimes 1	1
150	150 Vote	Do Not Come to the Moon 1	1
105	105 Vote	What Is Wrong With Me? 1	1
2	2 Vote	Study: People Who Failed Hard This Week
75	75 Vote	Do You Want It Moist
2	2 Vote	Three Incredibly Easy Ways to Make Time Slow Down 1	1
12	12 Vote	Stars Who Sadly Died in Tragedy as Gross as They Join King Charles as Part of Bizarre Tradition
83	83 Vote	Please Remember to Thank Your Partner, You Ungrateful Bastard
147	147 Vote	I'm Glad We Had This Nightmare
185	185 Vote	I Hope There Are No Police
162	162 Vote	America Has a Downside: It's Too Annoying
101	101 Vote	Watch: Rudy Giuliani Should Be Drowned or Burned
137	137 Vote	America Needs More "Ass"
71	71 Vote	Thanks for Your Car, but It Melted
63	63 Vote	I Hope to Deploy Lethal Robots
138	138 Vote	Jesus Christ Must Be Gay
2	2 Vote	My Friend's in an L Shape, Right?
34	34 Vote	I Still Want Space to Launder Bad Ideas
79	79 Vote	500,000-Year-Old Tools May Have Belonged to a Bunch of White Dudes
118	118 Vote	Smoking Just 1 Cigarette a Day to Hide From Witches
58	58 Vote	A Thank-You to All the Celebs Who Had a Bad Person Killed
122	122 Vote	Studies Say Drinking Beer Can Help Kids Speak the Unspeakable
89	89 Vote	25 Pro-QAnon Extremists Arrested in Far-Right Plot to Assassinate JFK
61	61 Vote	Nintendo Aims to Curb Alcoholism
64	64 Vote	NARF! An Oral History of Mental Illness
44	44 Vote	Ivanka Trump Shows Off Dagger-Sharp Teeth
80	80 Vote	Musk Promises to Be Catastrophic
207	207 Vote	Every White Man Arrested
100	100 Vote	Ash's Pokémon Anime Farewell Tour Begins With a Knife
377	377 Vote	Unhinged Cringe From the United States 1	1
195	195 Vote	Oof Ouch Ow Ow Ow Ow! Too Spicy!
118	118 Vote	You Are a Bug 1	1
41	41 Vote	Dying Light Therapy 1	1
109	109 Vote	I Hope Things Get Worse
83	83 Vote	There Is No Reason to Smile

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