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Police Seize Orange Ecstasy Pills Shaped Like President Eisenhower

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this is one of the funniest headlines on this site to this day honestly

Good Morning! Time to Face Evil

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me @ my own brain

COVID-19 Poses a Huge Threat to Cops

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Good.

Pachelbel's Canon Performed on a Barge

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i really like this one but is it the barge that got stuck under the bridge?

Rich or Poor, Young or Old, Everyone in Danger Ahead!!!

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im ready to shake hands with it

Mysterious "Heartbeat" Detected Coming From My Body?!

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oh my god alice you joined

Death Industry Is "Racist"

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idk why i saved this it's just true (at least in the US. the history of black funeral homes in the US is really interesting)

Sweden Has Become the World's Biggest Battery

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måste ladda

What Is a Socialist

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i hate when my friends get introduced to stuff i like and they're way funnier than me (i actually don't, it's way more fun to see what we all get)

Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Goat in a Church

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this is one of my favourite headlines anyone has ever saved on this site and i couldn't explain why in a million years

The New Age of Consent

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saving this solely because i love new order

Marxo-Capitalism at Work Bathroom

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this is just a fancier way of reciting that boss makes a dollar i make a dime thing

Everything You Need to Visit in Stockholm With a Grain of Salt

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me dragging you to the ABBA museum for the 5th time this week

Press X to Dismantle Police Force

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X

Look! I'm a Challenge

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me

Video Gaming Dad Gets a Mirror!

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holy cr*p........ g*mer dad

Better Call Saul Rubinek

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GLADLY

It's All Fun and Games Until Your Face Is Nearly Torn Off by an Artist/Band Everyone Loves?

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can’t wait for the ABBA reunion

Exclusive: Car Wash Manager Attacked by Muppet

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was it gonzo

There's Another Royal Divorce Coming Out of Me

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okay so very recently i found this mug on ebay that i had been looking for for 10+ years after i saw a photo of it by another woman who owns one. it has princess diana and prince charles facing away from each other and on the other side theres like their wedding date, but underneath that is a section that says “sadly they have announced their intention to divorce” and the fallen union jack and welsh flag. it is the funniest thing i own. idk why im leaving this comment but anything that says royal divorce instantly reminds me of the mug

22 Candles That Might Make You Cringe a Whole Lot

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stop buying candles

Happy Birthday, Ronald Reagan Was Racist

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i hope this is what my card says this year.

Neurosurgeon Explains How He Died

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this headline smash is literally just an episode of grey’s anatomy

This CHEERS Bar for Squirrels Is a Gateway Drug to De-Stigmatizing Psychedelics

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Incredible

Birds Aren't Real Estate

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but they are dinosaurs

Used Panties and Kinky Tongues: Artists Use Coronavirus Crisis to Come

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holy fucking shit

I'm Actually at My Funeral

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me every day

Brakes Are for Pansies

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this one is too good

EastEnders Return as Peter Barlow Kidnaps Billy Mayhew

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those are two entirely different shows... im

I'm a Stupid Idiot

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me too

Hey Whatever Makes You Gay...

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...makes you stronger

Lorry Topples Off a Rollercoaster

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F

Humans Are Locked Inside and Nature Is Returning

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NaTuRe Is HeALiNg We ArE tHe ViRuS

Can You Come Out of Norway

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once you enter, you may never leave

Just 22 Photos of Your Butt

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🎵 FRASIER CRANE’S HUMONGOUS ASS CONTEST 🎵

Multiple People Killed During 9/11 World Trade Center Attack

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only saved this one because in 2020 getting this combo is... ridiculous

Soccer Mommy to Perform Leonard Cohen Tribute at Grammy President Who Likes Tweeting

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soccer mommy doing a cohen tribute would kinda rule

Kelsey Grammer Frasiers His Way Into Existence

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how did this not get more upvotes

Daphne From "Frasier" Is 57 Now and Can Choose Sweet or Savory

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[lucille bluth voice] good for her.

Kate Bush Writes Tribute to Gay Cruising Spots

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