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Dick. I'm Trying to Harm the USA

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damn i just got this as a smash right now. thought i got a really good unique one ):

Pokemon Go Piss

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this one is so good

Nail Salon Exclusively for Men to Change Name to "Salmon"

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nail salmon

Kelsey Grammer Frasiers His Way Into Existence

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im still mad that im the only person who upvoted this

ABBA Record a New Meme

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lay all your love on meme

ABBA Back After Outage

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okay yeah this is a good way of describing a 40 year hiatus

A Waste of Time Causes ABBA to Reappear

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the ABBA fandom waiting 40 years for a new album

A Bunch of Dudes Simply Rocking

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dudes rock

Here's What Nobody Realizes About Acetaminophen

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clearly i need to listen to more of them

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nah i do im just creating The Clickbait

Florida Man Dies

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this is so good im furious i didnt get this

President and CEO of Mental Illness

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Me.

There's So Much Ass I Cried

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s-tier

See! I Can Drink at Work

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stunning, brave

I Was Gob

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loved you when you rode that segway, buddy

Facebook Promises to Impose Communism "By Any Means Necessary"

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i actively wish this was true

"Mom Don't Read" – by Brian Eno

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im wheezing

You're Never Too Old for Facts About Norway

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that's true...

Yes Virginia, There Is No Country for Old Men

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masterpiece

Be Right Back, Signing Up for Social Revolution

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mood

Police Seize Orange Ecstasy Pills Shaped Like President Eisenhower

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this is one of the funniest headlines on this site to this day honestly

Good Morning! Time to Face Evil

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me @ my own brain

COVID-19 Poses a Huge Threat to Cops

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Good.

Pachelbel's Canon Performed on a Barge

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i really like this one but is it the barge that got stuck under the bridge?

Rich or Poor, Young or Old, Everyone in Danger Ahead!!!

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im ready to shake hands with it

Mysterious "Heartbeat" Detected Coming From My Body?!

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oh my god alice you joined

Death Industry Is "Racist"

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idk why i saved this it's just true (at least in the US. the history of black funeral homes in the US is really interesting)

Sweden Has Become the World's Biggest Battery

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måste ladda

What Is a Socialist

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i hate when my friends get introduced to stuff i like and they're way funnier than me (i actually don't, it's way more fun to see what we all get)

Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Goat in a Church

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this is one of my favourite headlines anyone has ever saved on this site and i couldn't explain why in a million years

The New Age of Consent

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saving this solely because i love new order

Marxo-Capitalism at Work Bathroom

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this is just a fancier way of reciting that boss makes a dollar i make a dime thing

Everything You Need to Visit in Stockholm With a Grain of Salt

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me dragging you to the ABBA museum for the 5th time this week

Press X to Dismantle Police Force

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X

Look! I'm a Challenge

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me

Video Gaming Dad Gets a Mirror!

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holy cr*p........ g*mer dad

Better Call Saul Rubinek

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GLADLY

It's All Fun and Games Until Your Face Is Nearly Torn Off by an Artist/Band Everyone Loves?

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can’t wait for the ABBA reunion

Exclusive: Car Wash Manager Attacked by Muppet

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was it gonzo

There's Another Royal Divorce Coming Out of Me

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okay so very recently i found this mug on ebay that i had been looking for for 10+ years after i saw a photo of it by another woman who owns one. it has princess diana and prince charles facing away from each other and on the other side theres like their wedding date, but underneath that is a section that says “sadly they have announced their intention to divorce” and the fallen union jack and welsh flag. it is the funniest thing i own. idk why im leaving this comment but anything that says royal divorce instantly reminds me of the mug