Headline Smasher

banger

i’m doing okay i think

i need this urgently

this is one of my favourite headlines posted to this site ever, damn

been asking myself this a lot today

incredible headline. knocked it out of the park

yeah but does she know how to use em

damn i just got this as a smash right now. thought i got a really good unique one ):

this one is so good

nail salmon

im still mad that im the only person who upvoted this

lay all your love on meme

okay yeah this is a good way of describing a 40 year hiatus

the ABBA fandom waiting 40 years for a new album

dudes rock

clearly i need to listen to more of them

nah i do im just creating The Clickbait

this is so good im furious i didnt get this

Me.

s-tier

stunning, brave

loved you when you rode that segway, buddy

i actively wish this was true

im wheezing

that's true...

masterpiece

mood

this is one of the funniest headlines on this site to this day honestly

me @ my own brain

Good.

i really like this one but is it the barge that got stuck under the bridge?

im ready to shake hands with it

oh my god alice you joined

idk why i saved this it's just true (at least in the US. the history of black funeral homes in the US is really interesting)

måste ladda

i hate when my friends get introduced to stuff i like and they're way funnier than me (i actually don't, it's way more fun to see what we all get)

this is one of my favourite headlines anyone has ever saved on this site and i couldn't explain why in a million years

saving this solely because i love new order

this is just a fancier way of reciting that boss makes a dollar i make a dime thing

me dragging you to the ABBA museum for the 5th time this week