this is one of the funniest headlines on this site to this day honestly
me @ my own brain
i really like this one but is it the barge that got stuck under the bridge?
im ready to shake hands with it
oh my god alice you joined
idk why i saved this it's just true (at least in the US. the history of black funeral homes in the US is really interesting)
i hate when my friends get introduced to stuff i like and they're way funnier than me (i actually don't, it's way more fun to see what we all get)
this is one of my favourite headlines anyone has ever saved on this site and i couldn't explain why in a million years
saving this solely because i love new order
this is just a fancier way of reciting that boss makes a dollar i make a dime thing
me dragging you to the ABBA museum for the 5th time this week
holy cr*p........ g*mer dad
can’t wait for the ABBA reunion
was it gonzo
okay so very recently i found this mug on ebay that i had been looking for for 10+ years after i saw a photo of it by another woman who owns one. it has princess diana and prince charles facing away from each other and on the other side theres like their wedding date, but underneath that is a section that says “sadly they have announced their intention to divorce” and the fallen union jack and welsh flag. it is the funniest thing i own. idk why im leaving this comment but anything that says royal divorce instantly reminds me of the mug
stop buying candles
i hope this is what my card says this year.
this headline smash is literally just an episode of grey’s anatomy
but they are dinosaurs
holy fucking shit
me every day
this one is too good
those are two entirely different shows... im
...makes you stronger
NaTuRe Is HeALiNg We ArE tHe ViRuS
once you enter, you may never leave
🎵 FRASIER CRANE’S HUMONGOUS ASS CONTEST 🎵
only saved this one because in 2020 getting this combo is... ridiculous
soccer mommy doing a cohen tribute would kinda rule
how did this not get more upvotes
[lucille bluth voice] good for her.
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