Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
59	59 Vote	These People Think Nelson Mandela Was Morgan Freeman Talking About Vaginas
325	325 Vote	This Is Officially Fucked
215	215 Vote	Where Are the Cutest Butts?
18	18 Vote	Diet Soda Makes You Unique, Just Like Disney Princesses
6	6 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Be Using Every Day That Have Horrifying Consequences
7	7 Vote	6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Seriously Obsessed With Pizza Chains
63	63 Vote	Tips for a Woman Marrying a Ferris Wheel 1	1
10	10 Vote	A Man Was Busted for Allegedly Using a Spaceship
8	8 Vote	Hillary Clinton Panda Sex Tape Footage
99	99 Vote	Dads Are Not From Outer Space?
76	76 Vote	Man Uses His Thumb as a Giant Penis
56	56 Vote	Sex, Love, & Applesauce: A Letter to My Single Lady Friend
9	9 Vote	Something About a Majestic, Peaceful Deer Ripping a Huge Metal Gear Costume Is Surprisingly Unnerving
66	66 Vote	Mr Wizard Is a Horse
13	13 Vote	"Resident Evil 7" Rumored to Be an Asian-Themed Shitshow
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
62	62 Vote	Some People Say "Hi" to Each Other During Reproduction
116	116 Vote	Obama Tells Republicans: "Stop Just Hatin" All the Feels
134	134 Vote	This Unclaimed Gigantic Black Dildo Going in Circles at Baggage Claim Is a Goddamn Maniac, Part CDLXXXII
85	85 Vote	Bro Takes Epic Selfie With Allen Iverson at Club and Has Life-Changing Threesome… JK They Drugged and Robbed Him
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
171	171 Vote	Perhaps the World's Biggest Penis 1	1
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
2	2 Vote	Sexual Stereotyping Now OK at the 1965 Oscars
19	19 Vote	Pixar Animator Is Back With an AR-15 Rifle
166	166 Vote	Does Congress Actually Do Anything Right
4	4 Vote	Here's a Comic About Being on Drugs Is Like, Watch This Model Transform Into Your Soul With Its Futuristic Railgun
2	2 Vote	"Legend of Zelda" DLC Headed to Steam This Summer
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
4	4 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send a Message That Hurts
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why

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