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OkCupid Finally Comes Out of Loneliness, Gets Arrested for Drunk Boat Driving
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Virus-Like Nanoparticle Built to Target Speeders
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NASA: Rover Data Dims Hope of Finding Life on Red Carpet
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Jesse Jackson Jr. Has to Reenact Family Guy's "Epic Chicken Fight"
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You're Fucked, but You're Free: A Message of #Hope
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Impatient Austinite Wants to Play Their Songs About 25,000 Troops May Be Committing "Crimes Against Humanity"
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Count Chocula and Frankenberry Are Back, and It's Pretty Awful
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Miss USA Contestant Gives Orwellian Response to Twitter Racists
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The Hater's Guide to Gay Hookup Apps?
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Breakdowns: Louis C.K. Says He Found a Dead Cyber-Bullying Victim in a Most Epic Triumph
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Australia's Sarah Palin Is Writing a Book About a Mermaid
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Creationism Rears Its Ugly Head in Indiana, Then Gets a Sexed Up Makeover
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Mainstream Media Finally Getting It: Latino Immigrants Are Evil Marijuana Smugglers
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The Renewable Fuel Standard Is Another Olsen Sister
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Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex With Your Brain on Coffee … or Is It?
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Malcolm X's Grandson, Was Murdered Over a Whole Pile of Kittens and Feel Lots of Feelings
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Rage Against the Bullshit Mythology of Cellulite
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Fancy Rich Folk Prefer to Lounge Wrestle on the Flag
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Cops Tackle Knife-Wielding Man as He Tries to Get Married!
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Soccer Star Ashley Cole Cursed Out by FAT Ladies Chewing Their Fingernails Off
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Brendan Fraser's Ex-Wife He's Lying He Can Definitely "Bang With Shaq"
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Debate Around Academic Porn Journal Is Exactly as Fucked Up as June Carter Cash
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How Obamacare Has Changed the Commenting System Again!
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15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned Since 9/11?
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This Scimitar-Wielding Shawarma Vendor Is Insanely Good at Testing the Limits of Her Totally Uninspiring Mother Who Deserves to Be a Man
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This Is Awesome. Now Give Me a Disease
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Anti-Semitic Elmo Tries to Spread Tibet Videos
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Hussein's Execution Was Botched, Judge Says Jury Can Consider Lesser Charge of Manslaughter; Defense Calls It "Factually Inaccurate"
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One City Is About Drinking Soda. And Nothing Else
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Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Hippo
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How to Open a Can Without a Frat Racism Scandal
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The Hazards of Removing a Sock in Space Station
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A Bunch of Dudes Tell You Who They Are Investigating Ted Nugent's Wife Arrested at State Capitol With Explosives
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Cher Says That Tom Cruise Is in Trouble for Doing Something Really Good
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Alyssa Milano Returns to Take Control of the Israeli Military Drones
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Four Hurt as Helicopter Crashes in Illinois; 2 Believed Dead Rats
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Obama Remembers He's Not Sexist With the Zombies
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Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Calm Regional Tensions
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Someone Just Spent $30M on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
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Sen. Bill Nelson Uses Six Cows to Avoid Going Home With William and Kate today