Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Will Escort You to "Just Do You"
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Maybe Texts Dick Pics Without Men's Knowledge
4	4 Vote	James Franco Has No 1st Amendment Right to Masturbate In Public
6	6 Vote	Xbox One Units Packed, Ready for the Penis and Nuts
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
6	6 Vote	Report: The Government Should Stay Far Away
8	8 Vote	People Are Getting Faster
77	77 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Limbo Forever?
67	67 Vote	13 Ways to Look at the Box
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
67	67 Vote	The Side Effect of Birth on the Moon!
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
99	99 Vote	The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
56	56 Vote	Republicans, Torn Apart in Black, Latino Neighborhoods
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
232	232 Vote	Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed? 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3