Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

147	147 Vote	Teach Kids How to Cook Human Meat 2	2
209	209 Vote	Arr, I'm a Cowboy! 1	1
148	148 Vote	Free Speech Is Dead at 112; Credited Longetivity to God, Cigars, Whiskey
144	144 Vote	Please, Talk to Your Kids About Sex Robots
101	101 Vote	Armed Texas Man Buys $330k House for $16
7	7 Vote	Every Essential Christmas Recipe to Make Your Penis Smaller?
102	102 Vote	There Are Only Two Kinds of Fish
93	93 Vote	I Prefer Medium Rare Whales
401	401 Vote	Spider-Man: Into the Trash
158	158 Vote	New Docs Reveal the First Furry
120	120 Vote	This Bath Bomb Is So Yummy
140	140 Vote	See Toto's "Africa" Played on a Banana 3	3
9	9 Vote	Things Are Different Now PERMANENTLY
87	87 Vote	Priest Attacked by Dog, Then Bitten by a Lamp?
267	267 Vote	Depression: Another Side Effect of U.S. Constitution
244	244 Vote	Lemme...hic Lemme Tell You About Stairs, Bro! 1	1
108	108 Vote	Trump Is Expected to Hire a Woman, but None Applied
154	154 Vote	Pour One Out for Public Drunkenness
52	52 Vote	Chiefs-Patriots and Rams-Saints Promise One Thing: Lots of Wild Monkeys With Herpes—and That Number Could Double Soon 3	3
49	49 Vote	Metaphor for America: 700 Pound Man Plans to Eradicate All Mosquitoes
8	8 Vote	Thanks Dad, Now I Have Been Laughing for Half an Hour
20	20 Vote	Michigan Restaurant Owner Offers Free Meals 3	3
8	8 Vote	Rescuers Hunt for Pikachu
81	81 Vote	Where's the Dinner Party, I Brought My Can Opener for NOTHING! 1	1
80	80 Vote	Trump's "Great" Failure in His Pants
80	80 Vote	Egypt Unearths Tomb of Ancient Meme Girls...
211	211 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Student in Louisiana
119	119 Vote	India Has a Problem Even Matt Damon Can't Solve
151	151 Vote	3 Things You'll Notice if Your Piss Smells Like Fried Chicken 1	1
94	94 Vote	I Think I Downloaded the Wrong Hands
220	220 Vote	President Trump Has Abused His Power Rangers
169	169 Vote	Trump Served a Live Cat as His Last Meal
64	64 Vote	Little Elephant Playing With Gun to "Fulfill Prophecy" 1	1
34	34 Vote	Rwanda Bans All Skin Types
2	2 Vote	The Truth About JFK's Assassination Exposed Penises
97	97 Vote	Hospital Staff Caught Euthanizing Hundreds of German Politicians
184	184 Vote	Police Have Video of a Clown
4	4 Vote	These Soups Are as Dangerous as Cigarettes
40	40 Vote	People's Whose Lives Were Ruined by the Power of Chili
145	145 Vote	Nearly 180,000 Students Won't Have to Merge With Machines to Overcome Their "Existential Threat" 1	1

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