Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
88	88 Vote	Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
58	58 Vote	Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
148	148 Vote	Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
37	37 Vote	11 Stars Who Look Exactly Like Ikea Products
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
495	495 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
117	117 Vote	10 Movies So Painfully Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
53	53 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
75	75 Vote	Hologram Tupac May Be Excommunicated for Requesting Priesthood Equality
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
47	47 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Using "Words With Friends" to Negotiate Deals
48	48 Vote	Orlando Bloom Throws Punch at Justin Theroux's Sweatpants Bulge
219	219 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
35	35 Vote	Bizarre Eyeball Transplant Allows Tadpoles to See the Government Shutdown