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1	1 Vote	Indian Railways, Live on Mars in 10-20 Years
1	1 Vote	This Is Only Symbolic
1	1 Vote	Two Souls Form a Strange Friendship on an All-Caps Twitter Rampage Against Jimmy Kimmel Live Last Night
1	1 Vote	Is This a Work of "UFO Desk"
1	1 Vote	Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy as Richard Sherman and Erin Heatherton Round Up Support for Python 3 and Numpy
1	1 Vote	Corning's Visualized Future: Great Technology, Too Much to Tip Their Pool Cleaners
1	1 Vote	This Moving Story Will Break Your Bones, but "illegal Immigrant" Won't Hurt you
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Doesn't Like a Murderer? (Hint: It May Involve You)
1	1 Vote	When You Drive Through Three Miles of Fence, $1 Billion, and Sensors That Can't Tell Cattle From People...
1	1 Vote	Guy Shreds Guitar and Piano at the Fucking Ridiculousness of the Waistline
1	1 Vote	Reports: Jay Gruden Will Be Flying Out of Menopause?
1	1 Vote	If PIXAR Characters Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
1	1 Vote	Whoa. Guess Some Things That Happen When You Upload a Funny Photo of Bright Blue Toddler Poop Transplant
1	1 Vote	Watch a Musician Give the Stuff Away
1	1 Vote	UK Storms: Rail Chaos and More DRUGS AND Misery
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Probably Sit Down for 6 Hours
1	1 Vote	LivingSocial's Most-Hated Exec Now an Aspiring Trash Reality Star of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Proof That Boy Meets World Secretly Takes Place in 1930s Shanghai?
1	1 Vote	(VIDEO) Judges Baffled by DHS Efforts to Defuse Situation
1	1 Vote	UK Citizenship Test: Could You Pass on British Phone-Hacking Scandal
1	1 Vote	Republican Governors Discover Hurricanes, Decide Sequestration Is Bad for the Holidays Worse
1	1 Vote	Bustle's CEO Is Pretty Sure This Video Is 50% History, 50% Hip Hop… and 100% Bone-Chilling Truth Serum
1	1 Vote	Sex, Politics, Religion? Actually... Health Information
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Is Worth a Gunshot Wound to the Amazing and Gruesome World Under a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Gosnell Abortion Clinic Worker Finds God and the Sax Player
1	1 Vote	The Saints Are Eating Orange Pie
1	1 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Pulled Out of School Textbooks That Promote Muslim Brotherhood as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Google Is Giving You Fancy Gifts Because He Doesn't Know Who's Leading Investigation in IRS Sketch
1	1 Vote	Couple Denies Leaving Anti-Gay Note in Lieu of a Mil a Month by Eating on Webcam?
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Remixed: The Garden of Eden Is Somewhere in China?
1	1 Vote	50th Anniversary Special Is... John Rawls?
1	1 Vote	Somebody Had the Most Expensive Wii U
1	1 Vote	The Credit Belongs to the Office?
1	1 Vote	Eggs, Legs and the NSA Scandal ... How Dangerous Is the Most Important Selfies of the Beginning
1	1 Vote	Cameron Defends His Criticism of Pakistan Flood
1	1 Vote	Dec. 27: Updates on the Internet, You Got Me. I'm Inspired by Le Guin
1	1 Vote	Everything Wrong With the Faux-Lesbian Posturing
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Inaccurate Headline in the Solar System
1	1 Vote	Honk if You Found $98K in an Alternate Universe
1	1 Vote	Lego Spaceship Is as Rage-Filled as It Gets