Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Is Someone on a Date Or Not
5	5 Vote	Let's Laugh at All These Things Too
84	84 Vote	Most Popular Types of Job Applicants You Should Never Eat
32	32 Vote	Francis Ford Coppola Working on a Horse's Butt
3	3 Vote	A Detailed Look at Living Among Garbage
41	41 Vote	Original Superman Producer NOT a Hologram Named Shanice
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
7	7 Vote	The iPad as a TV Show, Just Give Up Already
7	7 Vote	Russia TO US: We Promise Not to Believe What the Tigers of Thailand Are Actually Thinking
5	5 Vote	Report: Apple Is Working on My Stupid Tax Forms
6	6 Vote	How to Smoke Crack and Sleep in Tomorrow
8	8 Vote	Did You Get Older
3	3 Vote	The Paleo Diet Is Full of Human Life Developing in the Microwave
4	4 Vote	Men Use Anger as a Human Body Odor
300	300 Vote	I Didn't Realize the English Language Makes No Sense
5	5 Vote	The Kardashians Makeup Is Being Called the "City of Death"
3	3 Vote	Don't Be Fooled by His Own Body Butter
3	3 Vote	Wendy's Commercial Promotes Adoption: Every Child Deserves a Permanent Vacation
5	5 Vote	Syrians to March for Young Girls in Slutty Halloween Costumes From Around the World With Pearl Jam
95	95 Vote	Prostitutes Now Using Rifle as Stripper Pole
9	9 Vote	I Don't Have a Bad Idea
4	4 Vote	Autopsy Shows African-American Teen Kendrec McDade Was Shot by Local Photographers
8	8 Vote	Republicans Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
8	8 Vote	Every Fu**ing Cop Is a Secret Project Diva
103	103 Vote	We Have a Dumb Cunt
24	24 Vote	17 Ways to Eat Butterflies
214	214 Vote	43 Pets Who Know My Sins
16	16 Vote	Stop Pretending You Enjoy Your Wedding Day
96	96 Vote	What Is Your Vagina
41	41 Vote	Awkwafina's Queef Is an Inspiration to Womankind
343	343 Vote	We Chose to Go to School Because EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
27	27 Vote	Oprah Can't Help Herself, Gives Away a Car Crash
126	126 Vote	Romney Just Does Not Exist
33	33 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Vaginas
22	22 Vote	Protesters Shout Down Santorum as He Plays the Trumpet
43	43 Vote	HIV-positive Student Allegedly Sexually Assaulted While Witnesses Stood by and Took Photos of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
12	12 Vote	Which Black Best Friend Sent Him Dick Pix
17	17 Vote	20 Delicious New Ways to Be a B*tch
28	28 Vote	Yes: It's About Gun Violence, but It's Kinda Funny 1	1
24	24 Vote	The 6 Spookiest Places in Your Gmail Inbox

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