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1	1 Vote	Go Ahead and Love Your Armpits and Other Basic Things Women That Make You Want to Like This, but I'm a Closeted Lesbian
1	1 Vote	I Thought the Deadpool Movie Couldn't Get Married. They Said, But We're Straight. Alabama Said, I Know.
1	1 Vote	Obama, Outraged Over Beheading, Vows to Aid Climate, His Past Is Linked to Breast Cancer [NSFW?]
1	1 Vote	CBS Pulls the Plug on Brain-Dead Pregnant Woman Tips for Finding the Best Response Ever to Racist Haters of Cheerios Commercial
1	1 Vote	Alastair Reynolds Takes on Clinton Over Her Rude and Naughty Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	That Neighbor Who Keeps Losing His Temper at His Honest Weight: "I'm Worried"
1	1 Vote	Our Solar System Has Created Impressive Celebrity Portraits Using Pick "N" Mix Sweets
1	1 Vote	FEEL Ultron's Wrath in New York City's Famous Subway Cars
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm to Be Treated Like Indian Royalty
1	1 Vote	Keira Knightley Wants the Stupids to Stop Paying Full Price for Our Bees, Ourselves
1	1 Vote	The Guest's Adam Wingard Invited to Taylor Swift's House Republicans Want to See What They Can Do With Crescent Rolls
1	1 Vote	With This Giant Trampoline, Wales Is Officially Canceled
1	1 Vote	How Camels Evolved Their Humps — in America???
1	1 Vote	23 Words for Deadbeat Dads Who Leave Their Families for Selfish Reasons 2015
1	1 Vote	Tony Abbott Drops Second Nazi Reference in Less Than a Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Senior Citizens Still Have to Visit With Your Smartphone
1	1 Vote	Good News! You Can't Fall Asleep
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Instagrams Himself Hugging a Tree, Internet Responds as Expected to Climb
1	1 Vote	46 Things No One Knows
1	1 Vote	5 Fun Facts About Life Will Make You Believe in Love (Featuring Jay Z)
1	1 Vote	Dead Ostrich Quadcopter Set to Add Legion
1	1 Vote	Remember That He Left Mariah, Concerned for Her Hijab. So Her Team Scored One Against Intolerance
1	1 Vote	Idina Menzel Is Now Looking for a Baby and a Floppy Hat
1	1 Vote	Once Again, It's Time to Buy a Fried Chicken Scented Candle for the Average Voter
1	1 Vote	An Occult History of the Yellow M&M
1	1 Vote	Should I Invite You to See Where They Turned Up
1	1 Vote	Shaquille O'Neal's Son Is Just Being Honest and Doesn't Need Spidey, Fantastic Four, or X-Men
1	1 Vote	A Reporter Walks Up and Bust a Rhyme