Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

40	40 Vote	26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Rat Bastard
5	5 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Tiny Paper Hats
7	7 Vote	Motorola: Girls Will Love Dogs Who Like Socks
8	8 Vote	The President of Iran Wishes You a Night at Home Hating Your Spouse
48	48 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
10	10 Vote	Hubble Gets a Season Four, It Will "Destroy the Elderly"
123	123 Vote	Help, My Addict Roommate Is Actually Hilarious And Perfect
95	95 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
8	8 Vote	The in Vitro Burger Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
82	82 Vote	Drunk Man Gets 15 Year Jail Sentence for Having a Party, and We're Invited...
3	3 Vote	The Most Sexist Barbie to Ever Have Brain Surgery
64	64 Vote	Designing a "Simple" Nuclear-Fusion Rocket for Quick Halloween Scares
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
3	3 Vote	First Oblivion Reviews: It's as Lifeless as the Average Worker
3	3 Vote	Stop Everything: Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out What "Spooky" Thing Vandalized This Cop's Car?
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
50	50 Vote	Robots Took Over Your Lawn
218	218 Vote	U.S. Military Is Losing Patience With Reddit Memes
177	177 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
183	183 Vote	Tutankhamun May Have Covered-Up Staffers Prostitution, Drug Activity
56	56 Vote	How to Wear Condoms Like Filthy Sailors
223	223 Vote	Mom Punishes Tween by Turning Her Into a Labyrinth
61	61 Vote	New FBI Chief Says Women Are Capable of "Flying Small Planes" 1	1
9	9 Vote	This Sea Slug Has a Theory
64	64 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Ancient Pyramids
157	157 Vote	Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready for Battle
220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
35	35 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics
68	68 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
130	130 Vote	Will the Universe End in Divorce
90	90 Vote	Billionaires in the Sewers?
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
34	34 Vote	Dog Forced to Use Condoms
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
7	7 Vote	Georgia Again Tries to "Cook" the Bible
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
319	319 Vote	It's Time for War, and Also Bees 1	1

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