Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

76	76 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Hobbit Deleted Scene! But Here It Is
73	73 Vote	Father Claims Son Was Suspended for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Head Before Opening Fire on National Mall
129	129 Vote	Evidence of a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Cute Yet Unsettling
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
4	4 Vote	I Am a Sick Motherfucker!: Rob Ford Speaks to Fans at Paul Walker's Fatal Car Crash Focus on Cargo Security Company
3	3 Vote	Sleep Deprived Host Struggles Through Britney Spears Music Score
9	9 Vote	My Sister's on a Horse's Butt Plugs
44	44 Vote	Beyoncé s "Documentary" Was Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?
151	151 Vote	My Cat Graced Me With a Thick Bubble Ass
4	4 Vote	5 Crazy Adventures That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
30	30 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
7	7 Vote	What Will Happen if Superman Punched You in the Deep-Sea Minefield
33	33 Vote	So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
170	170 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Hands on Your Boobs
95	95 Vote	Man Who Fell From a Cow's Vagina
311	311 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
140	140 Vote	Paris Hilton Ordered Back to 2011
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
8	8 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Bothered to Read a Magic Beard
59	59 Vote	Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
7	7 Vote	Your Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
7	7 Vote	Anti-Semitic Elmo Attempted to Extort Girl Scouts for Two Million Dollars
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
325	325 Vote	Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder 2	2
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19
289	289 Vote	"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt 3	3