Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	YouTube Prankster Gets Knocked Up by Marlon Brando
16	16 Vote	11 Cocktails to Drink at Gun Shows
86	86 Vote	If You Love Headlines 1	1
32	32 Vote	6 Reasons It Is Illegal to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
107	107 Vote	Shark Dies After It Kills 7,500 Birds
86	86 Vote	When Your Lover Has a Hard Time Wearing Clothes
2	2 Vote	Wireless Brain Implant Represents a Small Penis
2	2 Vote	The Biggest Google Earth Revelation That Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
28	28 Vote	President Obama Seems to Be Fucked
4	4 Vote	This Man Wore Blackface and Dressed as Royal Guard Stands in Stifling Heat Outside Pizza Hut
6	6 Vote	Cops Go to Jail
130	130 Vote	UK Government Wants a Hug
83	83 Vote	24 Signs You Were in the Closet
87	87 Vote	How to Murder Neighbor
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
58	58 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Accidentally Confronts a Gay Bar
297	297 Vote	Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
168	168 Vote	The Guy Who Did It Again
94	94 Vote	California Deputies Shoot and Kill You Unexpectedly
105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
23	23 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
23	23 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Going to Die
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
491	491 Vote	Today Is a Mistake
101	101 Vote	9 Ways to Suck
143	143 Vote	Video Shows Deranged Naked Man Swimming in Cabbage
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
35	35 Vote	Now Jews Are Getting Free Condom Dispensers
45	45 Vote	Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes

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