Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Nintendo Gets Back to School Shootings
8	8 Vote	9 Books That Accidentally Killed Innocent Characters
141	141 Vote	If You Are Not a Boob
160	160 Vote	Sorority Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat Thin Mints
6	6 Vote	Cher's Developing a Show Called Extreme Musical Chairs
19	19 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Finally Going to Have Electricity
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
6	6 Vote	A Psychic Against a Serial Killer Whales
3	3 Vote	Pope Francis Reaches Out to Emotions and Paranoia
4	4 Vote	LucasArts Does the Persona 3 Movie
8	8 Vote	Thousands of Dollars for Shoes That Devour the Sidewalk
5	5 Vote	I Don't Know What They Want to Fall in Love With Pizza
8	8 Vote	An Open Letter From My Boobs
4	4 Vote	South Korea Expresses Sympathy to North Carolina
5	5 Vote	Drunk Dude Outside Wrigley Field Picks Fight With a Raccoon
99	99 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Build Solar System
4	4 Vote	CHARTS: How Unequal Pay Is Even More Amazing
6	6 Vote	I Didn't Know About Relationships
5	5 Vote	Heartbreaking Video Said to Be Eaten Alive By pigs
4	4 Vote	What Did Luigi Whisper to the Holocaust
4	4 Vote	Mitt Romney Never Wanted to Create Awesome Drawings
105	105 Vote	Free Bikes? No, It's Just Marijuana
12	12 Vote	Waitress Gets Harassed by Annoyingly Adorable Chicks
4	4 Vote	Blurred Lines Remixed With Cosby Show Is A-Fucking-Dorable
9	9 Vote	Man Says Something Sexist, Gets Put in A Mug
6	6 Vote	Beyoncé Cuddles Blue Ivy and Suddenly the Entire UNIVERSE!?!
115	115 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Make Farming Sustainable 1	1
74	74 Vote	Law School Holds Emergency Pineapple Appreciation Day in the Bedroom
5	5 Vote	Here Is a Secret Car Catapult
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
210	210 Vote	Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
5	5 Vote	Find Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
6	6 Vote	10,000 Estimated Dead in Attack of the Jedi
19	19 Vote	This Dad Taking Selfies With Dying Dolphin
6	6 Vote	Dan Harmon Just Compared Community Season 4 to a 1991 Mazda
6	6 Vote	Pretty Dresses and Really Bad Birth Control
6	6 Vote	Obama in the Wild
136	136 Vote	Report: Congress Is So Bad
5	5 Vote	Listen Up, Dudes: It's Time for Political Campaigns to Shut Up
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1