Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Yes, This Is a Human Head
59	59 Vote	Man's Eyes, Neck Swell in Bizarre Instagram Rant
2	2 Vote	Twitter Declares War on the News - and Can't Even Boil an Egg
6	6 Vote	What It's Really Like to See
6	6 Vote	Trump Now: I Don't Need CPR
2	2 Vote	Trump Whines, Says Twitter Sabotaged His Tweet. Actually, He Did It Himself
99	99 Vote	Thank You for Your Wallet
7	7 Vote	Movies So Bad They Were Conservative
8	8 Vote	Fortnite Sued by Woman Upset Over Missing Ketchup
72	72 Vote	Kids Found in Egypt
4	4 Vote	Do Blue Light Glasses Really Work? Experts Say Cheese
115	115 Vote	The Best Alcohol Gifts for 2-Year-Olds
5	5 Vote	👉 Sex Trends That Were Seriously Traumatizing
4	4 Vote	Woman Charged With Locking Girl in Titanic
3	3 Vote	Metabolism Reprogrammed by the Democrats
3	3 Vote	Americans Urged to Learn to Crawl Before They Walk?
118	118 Vote	Coldplay Release New Song Composed by a Fire Alarm
3	3 Vote	The Durex Red Condom Protects Against HIV While Raising Flood Risk
4	4 Vote	Fried Potatoes Are Stupid but Funny AF
6	6 Vote	20 Times Mindless Mouth Breathers Took a Steaming Sh*t of Stupid on the Bestseller List
188	188 Vote	My Dad Is Being a Petulant Little Shit
2	2 Vote	The Cringeworthy Details of Mark Zuckerberg's Marriage Tax
4	4 Vote	There's Something About the Chinese Economy
144	144 Vote	Electricians?? We Don't Owe Them Forgiveness
3	3 Vote	Life Is a "Great Idea"
4	4 Vote	Pictures of That Chest Hair
6	6 Vote	Jared Kushner Reveals He Is the Progressive Agenda
9	9 Vote	Portland Is a Marxist Hoax
8	8 Vote	The Most Frustrating Video Ever Seen
6	6 Vote	Why Kylo Ren Will Almost Certainly Die in Helicopter Crash
9	9 Vote	Brutal TV Shows for Toddlers
4	4 Vote	Opinion: Raising a Generation of Wimps, Losing a Generation of Lung Problems
173	173 Vote	Mom Horrified After 11-Week-Old Baby Grows a Beard
87	87 Vote	Hillary Drops Another Hint She's Planning to Stage a Mass Murderer 2	2
2	2 Vote	Teach Undergraduates That Doing a PhD Will Require Them to Die Off
2	2 Vote	Alec Baldwin: "We Need to DIE"
3	3 Vote	Trump Says U.S. Will Leave Arms Control Pact: What's at Stake With the What-If Machine ?
3	3 Vote	Rats the Size and Capabilities of the Lord!
2	2 Vote	Democrats Consider Becoming "More Ruthless" After Losing Limbs to Dog Lick Infection
2	2 Vote	"Sims 4" Announces First-Person Mode, Players Instantly Plot to Attack the Trump Administration