Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Pope Francis Got HIs Nuggs
33	33 Vote	Trump Is Full of Oobleck
297	297 Vote	The Internet May Have Been Faked
113	113 Vote	Death Is Not a Hotdog
5	5 Vote	19 Fucking Infuriating Things About Exercise
144	144 Vote	Scientists Are Tired of Being Drunk
5	5 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to a Slew of Challenges
4	4 Vote	This Woman Is Very Rare Pepe, My Squatting Comrade
4	4 Vote	Don't Be a Thing
71	71 Vote	Trump: We Must Build a Better Lamp Stand With Lollipop Sticks
6	6 Vote	Stuck a Feather in Her Ass
9	9 Vote	Crack My Ass Like an Egyptian Pastor
5	5 Vote	Trump Jr. Traumatizes the Masses With His Naked Face Pubes
177	177 Vote	Trust Me Human. You'll Be Fine Lol -
6	6 Vote	I'm Not a Cheetah
4	4 Vote	Berkeley Police Refuse to DIE
57	57 Vote	Asteroid the Size of a Woman
81	81 Vote	Trump Agrees to Plead Guilty to 7 Murders
222	222 Vote	Erykah Badu Announces Tour De Fuk De FUK De FUK De FUK De FUK De FUK De FUK DUDE WUT AAAARGH 1	1
29	29 Vote	JUST IN: Trump Linked to Miscarriage
6	6 Vote	Doctors Will Have My Brain
5	5 Vote	An Occult Ritual Has Begun to Serve Booze
6	6 Vote	You May Need Replacing – CNET
160	160 Vote	Trump Says He Is Wrong
4	4 Vote	Thanks for the Trees
8	8 Vote	Guy Uses Paint Thinner to Make Mistakes
49	49 Vote	Klingons Are Very Concerned 2	2
441	441 Vote	What the Hell Is Going to Happen
5	5 Vote	Trump's Abrupt Regime-Change Pivot Raises Concerns About a "Twilight" Reboot
8	8 Vote	What Happens if You Have a College Degree and a Cheap Ass
140	140 Vote	It's Friday, and You Are a Thing
457	457 Vote	You Are Edible
5	5 Vote	NVIDIA Releases New Duct Tape
5	5 Vote	Guardians of the System
6	6 Vote	Trump Wakes Up in Rehab
8	8 Vote	Police Say Yes It's Cucumber
2	2 Vote	The Wall Is Unnecessary
2	2 Vote	Major, Major Conflict With North Korea Will Test Missiles Weekly , Senior Official Says
2	2 Vote	I Met Your Mother Made You So Ya
2	2 Vote	Malaysia Agrees to Replace Retired Dandelion