Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Kidnapper Santa Trying to Cross the Street and We Are Furrys So I'm Gonna Go Die
193	193 Vote	New Year, Same Shit 4	4
5	5 Vote	10 Fictional Worlds Ruined by Terrible Plot Twists
5	5 Vote	First She Ate Shrooms, Then She Looked Out Her Office Window
5	5 Vote	Social Media Sites Imagined as Desserts
2	2 Vote	"Ominous Mood" Descends on San Francisco
94	94 Vote	5 Reasons to Be Inside Of You
8	8 Vote	Syrian Rebels Burn Your Bra in HD
40	40 Vote	The 6 Most Unintentionally Horrifying Children's Video Games Starring Rock Stars You Won't Even Recognize Anymore
53	53 Vote	The IRS Just Made a Time Lord!
7	7 Vote	Here Are 2 Incredible Reasons to Never Eat Again
5	5 Vote	New Massive Building Looks Like Hello Kitty
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
62	62 Vote	Photos of This Shit
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
43	43 Vote	Here, Allow Science to Ruin Your Christmas
61	61 Vote	College Student Is Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
138	138 Vote	Pope's Peace Doves Attacked by Vicious BIRDS
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
4	4 Vote	The $296,133 Christmas: A Financial Tally of Celebrity Man Buns
4	4 Vote	The 40 Most Insane Things That Have Ever Happened
5	5 Vote	MS Paint Job Openings
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber and R. Kelly Is the Cutest Couple Of 2013
6	6 Vote	If Only You Could Nap Right Now
5	5 Vote	Here's a Handy Undo Feature You Didn't Ask for but Will Definitely Enjoy
5	5 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way More Beautiful Than Soldiers Reuniting With Their Kids
3	3 Vote	Some Brilliant Idiot Made the Amityville Horror Into Softcore Porn?
5	5 Vote	Father Who Lost a Leg in the States to Do Amazing Things With It
5	5 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Boss Ass Bitch and She's Morpheus
2	2 Vote	The Toothbrush: It's in a Police Chase
78	78 Vote	Jedi Attack in Benghazi
107	107 Vote	Shark Dies After It Kills 7,500 Birds
39	39 Vote	Watch and Learn: How to Wear Pants
2	2 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Too Damn Much?
5	5 Vote	American Horror Story Really Happened
4	4 Vote	35 Pictures That Prove This 91-Year-Old Woman Dresses Better Than You