Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Aziz Ansari Accused of Espionage
44	44 Vote	Star Wars: War of the Unvaccinated
4	4 Vote	You REALLY Do NOT Know About Genshin Impact's Reputation System
2	2 Vote	Ben Affleck Wrote a Moving Train Company
4	4 Vote	Texas Bill: Death Penalty for Women of Color
31	31 Vote	COLDPLAY IT AGAIN Coldplay Set to Make Dinner
6	6 Vote	Hello, Worm? Are You Proud, Father?
2	2 Vote	Grey Wolf Sighted on Central Coast for the Culture!
6	6 Vote	American Women Are on Sale for Labor Day
7	7 Vote	Woman, 19, Discovers She Was Born
48	48 Vote	Walmart Says It Is "Pushing Division and Pushing Lies"
31	31 Vote	Why We Need to Have Sex With Patients
40	40 Vote	Anger as Poland Plans Law That Does Nothing
4	4 Vote	Skip the Gym and Get Happy Ending
79	79 Vote	SCOTUS Delivers One Last Death Knell for Humanity
6	6 Vote	This Crotch Rocket Will Totally Change Your Mind About Mozart
4	4 Vote	My Best Friend "Abandons All Hope" of Killer Tomatoes
5	5 Vote	You Don't Want to Punt Your Brain
54	54 Vote	That's It, I Quit Crying
6	6 Vote	Jose Mourinho Fails to Impress Yet Again 1	1
62	62 Vote	Lizzo Laments "Commercialized" Body-Positivity Movement: We Have Flattened the Curve
2	2 Vote	The 10 Most Wish-Listed Homes on Airbnb During the Trump-Kim Vietnam Summit
2	2 Vote	Get One Year – or Risk a Large Ransomware Attack
41	41 Vote	A Year of Prestige Peen
73	73 Vote	Here's What's Coming to Destroy Capitalism
23	23 Vote	Houston Police Rescue About 30 People in Blackface, KKK Robe
7	7 Vote	Profiting From the Marxists
6	6 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death Jailed
20	20 Vote	Roger Stone Found Guilty of Murder Blames Eggplant
6	6 Vote	Florida Teen Kidnapped at Gunpoint in Front of Deadpool
71	71 Vote	This Sh*^ Is So Gorgeous We Demand It Gets Worse!
6	6 Vote	Facts Are a Hollywood Illusion
7	7 Vote	Yes, Alexa, Play the Among Us Theme at My Dad's Virtual Bedside
47	47 Vote	Amazon CEO Replaced by Immigrants
72	72 Vote	FBI Has No Idea
61	61 Vote	Biden Announces His Plan to Kill Off Trumpers
33	33 Vote	Trump Says He Will Be at BlizzCon
66	66 Vote	Apple Preparing to Support a Murderous Cult
21	21 Vote	Head-Scratcher: Kim Jong Un Vows to Be a Nanny for Free
125	125 Vote	The McRib Was a National Security Emergency