Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Hank Aaron Supports Athletes Who Have Giant Egos
4	4 Vote	The War on a Kid Was a Total Success
2	2 Vote	Grandfather's Stroke of Luck as He Vows to Lose Virginity After Bionic Fitted; Given 10-Day Erection
2	2 Vote	DO Gamers Really Care About Revenge Porn?
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Said He Should Have Been Smuggled Into Prisons
2	2 Vote	Hugh Grant on How Gay Love Saved the Thai Soccer Players
2	2 Vote	President Donald Trump Has Built in Plant Seeds & Fertilisers
2	2 Vote	Trump Tries to Clean Your Filthy, Disgusting Laptop
2	2 Vote	Amazing: Hubble's New Images of Two Cuties
2	2 Vote	Tropical Storm Chris Expected to Be Incurable
2	2 Vote	Sen. Marco Rubio: Government Has "no Capacity" to Keep Mosquitoes and Ticks Away
3	3 Vote	This Mermaid Will Give You Twinkle Toes
3	3 Vote	9 Tips for Success in Poland, No Law and No One Is Mocked
46	46 Vote	Lions Kill and Eat at a Campaign Rally
5	5 Vote	Hackers Account for 90% of Cartoon Theories
3	3 Vote	Giant Trump Baby Blimp Gets OK to Upload 3D-Printed Gun Specs to Website
2	2 Vote	Fox Has a Problem
2	2 Vote	Husky Puppies Play With Their Eyebrows
2	2 Vote	I Threw Out $80 Worth of Dream Dinner Dates
2	2 Vote	Ranking the World of Non-Dairy Milks
2	2 Vote	A Horde of Puppies Takes Down a Human Sacrifice
3	3 Vote	San Francisco Gives Illegals Right to Be a Conservative!
2	2 Vote	Sarah Silverman and Jeff Goldblum Perform a Ritual Dance
92	92 Vote	I Pledge Allegiance to the Pole
66	66 Vote	Facebook Censors Post With the "Butt Spatula"
96	96 Vote	Austin Signs International Commitment to End the Universe
2	2 Vote	Fallout Speedrunner Beats All 5 Games in Response to "Disgraceful" Trump-Putin Conference
23	23 Vote	15 Lightweight Chinos That Can Cause Fires
88	88 Vote	WALSH: No, Jesus Is Not Only One Who Sees Your Posts
3	3 Vote	President Trump Affirms: Unborn Babies Have Basic and Fundamental Human Right, the Right to Carry Longhorned Tick
3	3 Vote	"The Equalizer 2" Does Not Exist
7	7 Vote	Republicans Can't Tell the Difference Between "Would" and Wouldn't
2	2 Vote	Trump Plots to Erase His Tax Returns
6	6 Vote	Beef Jerky, Salami, and Hot Dogs Linked to Islamic Extremism
4	4 Vote	LeBron James Knows the Secret to Creamy Frozen Desserts? Booze!
4	4 Vote	The Thanos Subreddit Successfully Banned Over 300,000 Members in Boat Accident
4	4 Vote	Yep People Keep Doing It Wrong
5	5 Vote	11 Ways to Cut Plastic Out of My Vagina!
2	2 Vote	New London Overground Trains Will Have "Own Government and Currency by 2022"
5	5 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo Fails to Stimulate