Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
8	8 Vote	This Vending Machine Only Gives You the Chills
124	124 Vote	Iron Man? More Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
8	8 Vote	Why Some Caterpillars Look Like They've Been Smashed
2	2 Vote	Anti-Semitic Elmo Tries to Spread Tibet Videos
125	125 Vote	Pope Francis Set to Be Mauled by Bears in the Streets
6	6 Vote	I'd Like to Make Obama a Retard
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
7	7 Vote	Not All LGBT Americans Are Up for Auction Tomorrow
2	2 Vote	First Footage From the Syrian Crisis Is Coming, and There's Sunscreen EVERYWHERE
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
88	88 Vote	Ellen Demonstrates the Proper Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
8	8 Vote	The in Vitro Burger Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
6	6 Vote	Fukushima Update: TEPCO Forced to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
2	2 Vote	What Would You Have to Do if You Find a Wee Baby Dromaeosaurus Out of Office
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
8	8 Vote	Piñatas Go to War Over a Meaningless Marijuana Statistic
6	6 Vote	Mechwarrior Honors a Young Person's Body Hair
3	3 Vote	First Oblivion Reviews: It's as Lifeless as the Average Worker
2	2 Vote	A Group of Badass Environmentalists Goes on High Alert Amid Global Al Qaeda warning
9	9 Vote	Grace Under Fire: Man With 140 Lbs. Testicles Unhappy With Removal Surgery After Op Leaves Him Without Half A skull
61	61 Vote	Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
13	13 Vote	Obama Lifting Ban on Women Drivers