Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

263	263 Vote	Someone Mysteriously Pooped in These Sexy, Waist-High $4,590 Boots
171	171 Vote	California Prosecutors Have Turned Putin Into a Watermelon
43	43 Vote	Russia Bans Picture of a Lion
50	50 Vote	Cooking a Fish on a Piece of Lego
132	132 Vote	Sex With Your Kitchen
115	115 Vote	I Just Wanted to Die From Brazilian Butt Lift Procedures
106	106 Vote	When You Are Learning Stuff From School but Your School Has Died
129	129 Vote	A 3-Year-Old Did a Fresh Install. Then This Happened. Help
77	77 Vote	8 Reasons Your TEETH NEED a Foreign Language to Graduate?
137	137 Vote	10 Years Later, Japan Is Still Waiting to Get Laid
853	853 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 1	1
500	500 Vote	FBI Notes: Clinton Does Not Evolve Into Raichu
526	526 Vote	Teen Rushed to Hospital After Being Trolled by Gamers
552	552 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
557	557 Vote	Something Happened 28 Years Ago, but What Happened 1	1
692	692 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
420	420 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3