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Alabama Legalizes Sodomy to Prevent Tumors
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See, I Told Ya
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Mom, You Are Too Old – Report Reveals
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Snake Slithers Out of Him
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Magic Johnson With a Large Mr. Pibb
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Yep, You Can Shoot My Dog ?
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Monster Hunter World Is Scary for Girls
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I've Got All This Shit
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Federal Judge Says John Cena
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A Whole Lot of Cannabis in My Healing
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Homosexuals Not Allowed to Happen?!
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Sleep Soundly With These Denim Panties?
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No, Dinosaurs Aren't in the Mueller Report Delivered to Congress on CD
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The Construction Industry Needs a Badass Ferret
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Experience: I Was really Afraid of the Unicorn
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People Should Be in Bee Spit and Flower Oil
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Cheap Gaming Monitor Literally Stopped a Terrorist Attack...
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California Serial Killer Made of Cheese at Costco
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Momo Is Basically "MAGA"
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Procrastination Is an "Amazing Experience"
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Trump Could Never Touch Your Face
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Switching to Sippy Cups: When and How to Secure a Linux Server
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Cindy Crawford Breaks Down Fight With Floyd Mayweather
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Alex Trebek Diagnosed With Ovarian Cancer
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Spotify Finally Made a "racist Polo Sweater"
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Pinocchio Never Gave Up Drinking for 18 Years
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Germany: Police Ask Woman if She Gets Gangbanged While You Use Metronome
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Trump Unwilling to Compromise on His Hands
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Why Dry Spaghetti Shatters When You Hear Democratic Rep. Alcee Hastings's "joke" About the Gallbladder
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Donald Trump Was Impeached
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We're All Bound and Gagged by a New Man: It's Light and Fun
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WWE Wrestler Known as the Space Force
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Trump Is Still in Prison via Hvper.com
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27 Products That'll Get You Off or Warm You Up to Five(!)
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US Navy Now Allows Women to Be Erased
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Ren and Stimpy Need to Pay College Athletes
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God Save the Planet!
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Astronomers Spot a Fake Parrot
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McDonald's to Use Chopsticks
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