Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

125	125 Vote	Dolphins Work Together Too Well and We're All Doomed 1	1
25	25 Vote	11 Dead Infants Found in Church Offering Plate
5	5 Vote	Potatoes Have a Sexual Orientation
4	4 Vote	Ziggy Totally Looks Like a Penis
4	4 Vote	Veggies That Aren't as Healthy as You Feared
3	3 Vote	Big Man, Big Heart: Elderly Man Found Dead in Home Depot
4	4 Vote	Vomit, Used Condoms Found in HS Student's Backpack
8	8 Vote	Kavanaugh Accused of Eating Over $9,000 in Stolen Meat
9	9 Vote	Paralyzed Woman Walks Again Thanks to Amazon, Which Almost Never Happens
6	6 Vote	SNP Goverment Accused of Killing Homeless Men With Clit Sucking Sex Toys via Hvper.com
355	355 Vote	Dolphins Learn to Swear 1	1
141	141 Vote	Woman Jumps From Moving UBER to Avoid Awkwardness
5	5 Vote	Titanic II Is a Failure
38	38 Vote	This Puppy Is Not New It's Antique
9	9 Vote	Doctors Admit Crystal Meth Is Actually Good
5	5 Vote	Matt Damon "Continues to Be an American"
105	105 Vote	Dogs Found in Louisiana!
248	248 Vote	Even Santa Has a Love of Vaporwave
79	79 Vote	"Sharknado 6" Was an Accident 1	1
46	46 Vote	Recent Scientific Study Concludes Running Is Actually "pretty TERRIFYING"
4	4 Vote	Trump to Address Loot Boxes
38	38 Vote	When Mom Makes You Do Angelina Jolie
110	110 Vote	Ariana Grande's Engagement Is So Much More Important Than UK Relations Post-Brexit
4	4 Vote	END of My Life Must Be Delayed
2	2 Vote	Dominic West Is Over Doing Sex Scenes on "The Hills"
3	3 Vote	Eating Fried Food Just Twice Per Week Increases Your Chance to Settle Old Scores
4	4 Vote	Trust Me on Numerous Occasions
4	4 Vote	Eternal Youth May Be Gaining an Advantage
3	3 Vote	Which State Has Largest Death Row Inmate Since 1997
129	129 Vote	Cat Just Sitting Around Town
8	8 Vote	Florida State Is Real
101	101 Vote	This Man Has No Medicinal Value
35	35 Vote	My Pony Tastes Like FRUIT
4	4 Vote	Stop Eating Poison: Chicken Eggs Exposed to Heroin
92	92 Vote	Whistleblower Claims There's a Big Penis, Because They're Fun
411	411 Vote	"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
6	6 Vote	BRB, Off to Find Her LEGS
4	4 Vote	Gender Is a Dangerous Mission
313	313 Vote	PETA Wants Monument for Lobsters Killed in 9/11 Attacks
128	128 Vote	Woman Falls Off Antarctica