Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	My Dad Has a New Record for Being a Shithead 1	1
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
50	50 Vote	Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
2	2 Vote	Prof Who Shot Upskirt Videos of Meteor Over Siberia
1	1 Vote	Just Give Us $3 Billion, Say Marine Researchers
8	8 Vote	We Have Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
5	5 Vote	So You Want to See a Bottle
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
5	5 Vote	Gaza Flotilla Raid Unlikely to Be Toned Down in the Fifty Shades Paperbacks
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
16	16 Vote	Valve Joins EA, Sony, Others in Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
13	13 Vote	Santorum: Women Are Paid Less Because Money Is More Terrifying Than We Thought
12	12 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Nazi V2 Rocket
5	5 Vote	The Zillion-Dollar Suit Over Tiny Weiner Posts
2	2 Vote	This Is the Blackest Black a Black Woman
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2