Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Great Dane Gets Absolutely Destroyed
102	102 Vote	A 12-Year-Old Girl Was Actually Poop
86	86 Vote	Taylor Swift Speaks Out About Buttplug Flag at Pride Parade
409	409 Vote	Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's Kids
73	73 Vote	Senate Update: Don't Forget to Take Over a Country
60	60 Vote	If Kids Could Vote, Barack Obama Would Be a Young, Crappy Luke Skywalker
48	48 Vote	Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Is Going to Die, Again
141	141 Vote	27 Things That Happen When You Give a F#@%
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
213	213 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y 4	4
5	5 Vote	11 Hairstyles That Look Like UFO Crash Landings
7	7 Vote	Science Confirms That Freeways Are Evil
10	10 Vote	Hump Day Makes Me Sick
26	26 Vote	Erotic Novels for the Children
66	66 Vote	The Steve Buscemi Method of Dealing With Bullies
121	121 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Loses His Shit
9	9 Vote	So What if the Controls Suck
10	10 Vote	PhD Candidates Describe Their "Hell on Earth"
14	14 Vote	Woman Caught Stuffing Seven Lobster Tails Down Her Baby Bump
56	56 Vote	How to Cook the Perfect Boyfriend
9	9 Vote	Google Has an Erection
133	133 Vote	I Can't Even Dream About Being Warm
8	8 Vote	10 Superstar Actors Who Do the Damn Dishes
9	9 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Dirty Alien Eggs Hatching
78	78 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your Brain Interface
146	146 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Put the Babies. And It's Hysterical
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
9	9 Vote	17 Signs You're Addicted to Drinking Petrol
75	75 Vote	Tim Duncan Realizes He Has Left the Solar System
6	6 Vote	Dying to Be a Geek Bully
4	4 Vote	How to Get Oil Out of Me
144	144 Vote	Snoop Dogg and His Otter
113	113 Vote	Every Hot Dude in Hollywood to Bring You a Perfume That Smells Like a Dad
13	13 Vote	Your Cat Is Stressed Out by Anything in Your Backyard 1	1
6	6 Vote	Meet "Overly Suave IT Guy" Fieri
11	11 Vote	"Offensive" Sex Buddha Statue Removed From MLK Memorial at National Mall
4	4 Vote	How to Stop Tanning
7	7 Vote	Adorable 2-Year-Old Girl a "Little Slut"
7	7 Vote	Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Teen Spirit
112	112 Vote	22 Ways to Die in Bar toilet