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"Glow" Finally Gives Its Characters Space to Grapple With the Scented Taste of Each Others Inner Thighs

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That's amazing. It was about five minutes before I could breathe again and wipe the tears away to type this comment xD.

Food Delivery Giant Mechs

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Deliveroo sure has interesting ideas

This Must End. Now.: 8-Year-Old Boy Dies From Rabies After Bitten by Barry Manilow

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Yes! If Barry Manilow has rabies we must stop him biting people!

I Feel F**king Great! I Should Kill Myself

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That turned dark pretty quickly

Alec Baldwin Is Now Playable in Overwatch

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Ah yes, finally...

London Knife Crime Should Be Allowed to Proceed

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Natural selection

U.S. To Leave Solar System

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good riddance to them

Republicans Unveil Plan to Stage Giant Terror Attacks

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Electing Trump as President was the first step

Kanye West Is Fine Around the Crotch Region...

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It's just in all his other regions that he's a complete asshole...

Now You Can Smell Like a Paranoid Schizophrenic

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I wonder what that smell is...

Man Charged in Killing of His Cat Named "Survivor"

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oh the irony

Castlevania: Symphony of the Best Smartphone Cameras Ever

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The new cyberpunk Catlevania?

800 Children Dumped in Cotswolds Landfill

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Well that is just outrageous. That's going to ruin the lovely countryside.

Trump Should Just Give Up?

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Yes

Do You Think Old People Are Crazy!

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Yes

Melania Trump Announces Effort to Mate

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I'm sure it takes great effort on her part

Cutest Thief Ever? Raccoon Steals His Phone, Then Tweets About Himself

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That's a clever raccoon

President Trump Likely to Die !!!

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Good news everyone! Hopefully some time soon.

President Trump Has a 13 Foot Tall, Golden, Walking Killer Robot With Guns

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Oh no

This Elementary School's Extreme Game of F--K, Kill, Marry

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That's just wrong

Times Square Enix

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Serious advertising power

Spongebob Still Makes My Ovaries Feel Funny...

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That's weird...

Why You Should Think of Humans as Vermin

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This headline brought to you by Skynet

Grandma Wanted a Recent Picture of Kim Possible in the Shower

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Really? Me too

Donald Trump Is Not a Particularly Good Idea , Says Corbyn

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I agree, Mr Corbyn

It BEGINS: Lesbians Are Now in Effect

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Get your flannel shirt and doc martins

President Trump Lied

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Fake news

19 Mindless Mouth Breathers Deserving of Purple Heart

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Isn't the Purple Heart for being wounded in combat? It's actually kind of clever if you think about it.

Life Is Strange 2 Will Land in September 1974

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I see what you did there

The Latest: Malta Tells Aid Boat With Migrants to Go F*ck Himself, Refuse to Help Tackle Superbugs

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That's a little extreme Malta...

Man Arrested Trying to Tell the Truth

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I imagine this was China

A 3-Year-Old Died at 46

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OMG Benjamin Button died?

"Last Jedi" Director Begs Angry Fanboys to Remake It: Please Actually Happen

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This is a thing that happened

Inspiration: Young Drug Dealer Dreaming of Becoming a Radical Leftist Nutball

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Wow... I'm amazed that the 'fake news site' is the one that didn't use the words "radical leftist nutball".

Shiba Inu Wants to Run in 2020, CBS Reports Indicate

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I assume this is America. Shame I can't vote in this election.

Cop Was Driving Car That Crashed Into a Police Car, Maybe Not

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I love the "maybe not" at the end

Reese Witherspoon Is Getting Nerfed...Again

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Was she really that OP to begin with?