Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
43	43 Vote	An Outbreak of Infectious Giggles Shuts Down Boston
149	149 Vote	What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names 1	1
26	26 Vote	Iain M. Banks Gets Asteroid Named After Former KKK Member for Halloween
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
135	135 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
194	194 Vote	After 30 Years, Donkey Kong Comes to PS3 for $229 [It's Back]
98	98 Vote	Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online
102	102 Vote	The First Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
136	136 Vote	Why You Should Be Fired
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1
145	145 Vote	Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
197	197 Vote	Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
138	138 Vote	Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
112	112 Vote	Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
109	109 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
139	139 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Swear at Your Internet Box
192	192 Vote	Please Don't Learn Anything 1	1
197	197 Vote	We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
225	225 Vote	Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
72	72 Vote	Fuck Dating a Sikh Viking Yogi Sex God
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
610	610 Vote	Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons 1	1
169	169 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are Not Happy
387	387 Vote	Nintendo Unveils the iPhone 1	1
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1