Stop nuking yourself! Stop nuking yourself!
Nostradamus himself couldn't have seen this one coming.
John Wick... 3, was it?
THINK OF THE BEES, OBAMA!
...good lord!
Stay classy, Florida.
Extreme Makeover: Tomb Edition
Can't wait to earn my 56k Dial-up merit badge!
Oh no!! Anything but The Tongue!! D:
“Did I mention the new ‘Mary Poppins Returns’ trailer?”
Soon, mankind...
No more pencils!
Hey-o!
Must have been trying to infiltrate Nintendo’s HQ and leak copies of SSBU.
Just give up. Scientists have been dedicating their entire lives to chasing down a solution for centuries now.
Sounds like the title to Old Man McGucket‘s autobiography.
*Eardrum-shattering, sonic boom levels of ARFing intensifies*
"Join the blue side... we have Cool Ranch!"
"Man, you call THAT 'breaking and entering?' I've seen better heists when my cat eyes the bag of deli meat on the kitchen counter!"
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Stop nuking yourself! Stop nuking yourself!