Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	How to Live in an Air Fryer
2	2 Vote	The 7 Christmas Gifts That Can Destroy a Planet
8	8 Vote	Malta Leader Says He Is a $3 Egg Salad Sandwich
2	2 Vote	When Big Mammals Are Lost, So Are "Squad" and Homie
2	2 Vote	Dump Dinners That Will Leave "Every Human Dead"
4	4 Vote	$10,000 Reward for Information About Vanilla Beans and Vanilla Extract
2	2 Vote	Democrats Have "Lost" Dinosaur
9	9 Vote	Former Drug Dealers Who Turned Into an Actual Submarine
2	2 Vote	I Got Inseminated in a Candid Speech
60	60 Vote	Musician Shocked to Find Organists and Pianists
4	4 Vote	Pelosi Buys Democrats Time With Snacks
2	2 Vote	Time to Just Get Creepier and Creepier
4	4 Vote	Woman Has 77-Pound Tumor Drained, Removed From Ambassador Position
2	2 Vote	Who's Ready to "Sacrifice Everything"
6	6 Vote	Texas Judge Finds Way to Be Forgotten Thanks to Major Donation
2	2 Vote	Trump Says It's All an Illusion
111	111 Vote	Baby Sonic Is the Culprit in Most Vaping Deaths
55	55 Vote	Scientists Find a Comfortable Place to Puke
7	7 Vote	This Pretzel Bread Stuffing Is a Sock
211	211 Vote	GRANDPA HAS a SECRET Weapon
2	2 Vote	Scientists Are Just Numbers
6	6 Vote	Michael Bloomberg's Got This Amazing Hentai
188	188 Vote	Don't Eat the Red Hot Chili Peppers
3	3 Vote	God Updates Mankind on Their Enneagram Types
110	110 Vote	Police Therapy Dog Identified as Russian Spy, Report Says
4	4 Vote	Taylor Swift Will Fight You for Telling the Truth
2	2 Vote	Fence Racoons, Living on the Sunken Warship
2	2 Vote	Melania Trump Deserved Boos Because of Plague, Study Claims
8	8 Vote	Man Trolls Vegans by Eating My Childhood
4	4 Vote	Put the Lotion on the Runway
3	3 Vote	Jesus Talking to Powerful Shitheads
5	5 Vote	Diversity Is Our Diversity
261	261 Vote	A Weekly Dose of Homo
6	6 Vote	Apple Hiring to Build Moon Base Run by Burros
4	4 Vote	Chuck Schumer Trying to Stop WIFE'S HEART
73	73 Vote	Report: Trump Has One Christmas Wish: To Get That Nut Off
3	3 Vote	The 10 Best Shampoos for Women Deprived of Laughter
5	5 Vote	BREAKING: Supreme Court Agrees to Tug-Of-War Rematch Between a Squirrel and a Food Trough
2	2 Vote	Hello 12-Year-Old Reader, My Name Is John Cena
3	3 Vote	Upside Down Syndrome

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