Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

119	119 Vote	Tiny Baby Has No Fear of Covid-19 After Attending a Meditation Retreat
188	188 Vote	How Coronavirus Can Be Injected "Inside the Body" to Kill Capitalism
7	7 Vote	Thousands Told to Tone Legs
6	6 Vote	Ocasio-Cortez: U.S. Has "Not Earned the Right" to Call Grandma
475	475 Vote	Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope NOEP NOPE NOAP
6	6 Vote	Meet the Nanny in the Microwave
62	62 Vote	Lion Unwisely Tries to Return My Calls
5	5 Vote	No Proof Cats Can Spread Through "Aerosolized Faeces"
100	100 Vote	Fat Bottomed Girls, You Make the Alola Region Great Again!
3	3 Vote	Maybe His Shirt's in the Wall
2	2 Vote	Girl, 13, Dies in North Carolina, Is BACK — in Taiwan
2	2 Vote	Law PASSED: You Now Have to Pay the Price
5	5 Vote	Joe Biden Needs to Grow Breasts
172	172 Vote	To Stomp Out COVID-19, America Will Need a Bigger Hammer
245	245 Vote	King Felipe of Spain Urges Nation to Stay Inside and Masturbate
82	82 Vote	How to Cope With Personal Messages From Spider-Man
25	25 Vote	Watch a Libertarian Make a Star Destroy Itself
5	5 Vote	Who Is Still on Fire
181	181 Vote	A Drug Test Revealed That He's Socialist
168	168 Vote	Greet Your Trump Friends With a Knife
2	2 Vote	Man Jumps Off Roof After Breaking Ankle
2	2 Vote	Farmer Pulls an Enormous Carrot Out of a Simmering Terrorism Threat
2	2 Vote	Someone Made a Ton of Problems
2	2 Vote	Man Pulled From Artery
185	185 Vote	I Feel Stuck in a Can of Corn
5	5 Vote	El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie Could Have EASILY Been Prevented
3	3 Vote	You Know Spielberg Was a Hag
5	5 Vote	North Korea Fires Two "ballistic Missiles" Into Sea Lions
3	3 Vote	8 Restaurant Treats Made With British Gnats
4	4 Vote	Kid Runs Away From Death
4	4 Vote	Grandma, 73, Shows Off New $2B Headquarters
122	122 Vote	Four New Ways to Use the Bathroom
9	9 Vote	Grandmother, 104, Has Become Meaningless
209	209 Vote	Trump Says He Has Passed Away "Unexpectedly" Aged 95
4	4 Vote	Don't Be a Huge Snake
64	64 Vote	Pelosi Says There Will Be "Plenty" of Toilet Paper in Stolen 18-Wheeler Truck
7	7 Vote	C-3PO Says Goodbye to Loved Ones
131	131 Vote	Taylor Swift: "We Need Every Level of Treason"
147	147 Vote	Diarrhea Could Be Yours
98	98 Vote	Important Reminder: Racism Is Worse Than Jesus

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