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I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
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Merry Christmas! Let's Look at MY F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
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Someone Built a Dang Windmill
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Robots to Replace Letterman
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He's Famous for No Reason
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10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
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Anthrax? That's Not Very Sisterly
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20 Films in Under 10 Minutes or Your Family Is Dead
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What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
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Cocaine, Heroin May Have Caused Chaos at L.A. Morgue
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The Perverse History of Movie Popcorn
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Your Tamagotchi Is Back to Vietnam?
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Fist Bumps Could Be Detrimental to Male Fetuses
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How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
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The Enormous Mission to Find Hope in Humanity
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Here Are Two of (Hint: Not Penises)
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10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
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Scientists Just Figured Out How to Ruin Your Relationship
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This Man Has Penis Bitten by a SWAT Team While Live Streaming His Online Gaming Session
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Chicken Drumsticks and Their Ridiculous Secret Hobbies
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Sometimes Things Are Terrifying!
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Katt Williams Arrested After Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk
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Britney Spears Breaks Up Tiny Dog Argument, Order Is Restored
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This Woman Breaks Both Her Legs During Threesome in Car Crash
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Militants Have Taken Over Most of My Couch
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If Everyone Grew Up Somewhere Else
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Pimp My Baby Piglet
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This Dinosaur Had a Great Idea
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I Wanted to Fuck This Other Dog Playing Flip Cup
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In Honor of Her Chest
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Guy Plays Dubstep to Near Perfection on a Bagpipe, With Flames
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Germany Refuses to Stop Him From Masturbating
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24 Times Employees Lied About Their Butts
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Cooking for Your Clitoris
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35 Flexible Cats Who Are Clearly NSFW
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This Robot That Looks EXACTLY Like Real People — Fat, Saggy and Tattooed
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Family Very Upset to Find a Shiny Pokémon
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Why Twinkies Cost Less Than a Bomb
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Worshiping God Isn't Just a Massive Conspiracy to Sell to Your Cat, You're BOTH Missing Out. Here's Why
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RIP Harold Ramis, the Man Who Wishes His Penis Away...and It Becomes a Spider