Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

84	84 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Being Gay: It's a Trap
96	96 Vote	You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
106	106 Vote	Uber's Grand Plan to Arm and Train Syrian Rebels in Fight With Dildos
272	272 Vote	Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
91	91 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Breasts
66	66 Vote	Turn a Pigeon Into Your Very Existence
252	252 Vote	Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail 2	2
9	9 Vote	Explosion Destroys Tree That Fell on a Guitar Named Madeleine Albright
72	72 Vote	We Will Soon Ruin Your Self-Esteem
43	43 Vote	Tackling a Burrito Snatcher
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
62	62 Vote	We Are Made From Cookies 2	2
188	188 Vote	Nintendo's President Had Surgery to Remove a Giant Gundam
61	61 Vote	Three Uses for a Bundt Cake, as Seen by Satellites
124	124 Vote	One Cop in Seattle Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for "Baby Boomers."
8	8 Vote	Victoria's Secret Assumes Men Just Want to Die
218	218 Vote	The Internet Explodes 1	1
6	6 Vote	Our Drones Are HOT
13	13 Vote	Transgender Kids: Have We Become Austria-Hungary?
108	108 Vote	Build a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
32	32 Vote	The Sex Industry to Save Swimming Toddlers
9	9 Vote	Should Children Call Adults by Their Insulting Nicknames
47	47 Vote	Pizza Hut Now Serves a Pizza to Alert Them of Domestic Abuse
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
142	142 Vote	How to Pee in Your 20s
101	101 Vote	Being Buried Is SO Bizarre...
21	21 Vote	20 Reasons to Grow Marijuana in 1997
171	171 Vote	How to Stop Doing Anything
185	185 Vote	I'm Still Not a Boob 1	1
39	39 Vote	How I Attacked a Mail Carrier Named "Reeves"
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
109	109 Vote	Stephen Colbert Accused of Dismembering 5 Dogs at Nevada Motel
4	4 Vote	Plants Can Actually Take Care of Nagging Tasks
78	78 Vote	Let's Get This Llama an Acting Coach
76	76 Vote	The Only Thing That's Been Clearly Successful in Japan Ends
104	104 Vote	21 People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
141	141 Vote	Obama Is One Hell of a Hip-Hop Icon
208	208 Vote	This 3-Year-Old Gives a Shit
65	65 Vote	How to Tie Stuff Up W/Stephen Hawking 1	1

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