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American Spies Are Heading Your Way to Revitalize Stale Bread
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Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
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Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Property
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God Gave Them a Solid Dose of Something Terrifying
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This Baby Has Down Syndrome – and He's About to Get Dropped
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It's the Cutest Things That Make Missile Defense Possible
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Man Pretends to Be Politically Correct
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11 Facts You Might Not Know You Already Knew
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13-Year Old Defies Laws of Snacking
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Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
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If These Fish Only Knew What Was Happening
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Why That Fancy Organic Meal Is About to Explode
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An Experiment That Proved Spiders Don't Like Gays
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How to Stop Making Prequels
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For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Pumpkin Pie
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The Pains of Being a 19-Year-Old Mormon Missionary in a Blender
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6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
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5 Stupid Things You Might Not Know About Quantum Internet Porn
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Mega Man Killed
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Horse Found Near Death Makes a Submarine Sandwich With Ingredients You'd Want Nowhere Near Your Mouth
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Microsoft Will Pay You to Blow Into NES Catridges
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Why I Quit Being a Black Kid?
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If Michael Bay Directed a Porno
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Will 4 Billion People Eat?
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13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace
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America's Sunniest State Has Become Self-Aware
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Marvel to Release Bacon Alarm Clock
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Perfectly Reasonable Man Has Penis Bitten by Snake Hiding on a Boat
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Keep Wasps Away With Epic Dance Moves
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Scientists Resurrect the World's Oldest Twinkie
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Bitch, Make Me a Superhuman Multitasker
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Why Americans Became Obsessed With Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
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My Bipolar Disorder Landed Me in the 1960s
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Johnny Depp Wants to Sell Your Home
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Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
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Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically
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Memories Are Made Out Of... Meat?
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Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
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Holy Sh*t: Watch Two Divers Almost Get Eaten by Inmates on Death Row
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Why Do We Do This? Well, Because It's Misogynistic