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Debbie You Beautiful Idiot...that's Our Dark Lord Vader
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Think Hiroshima and Nagasaki Were Bad? Check This App Out
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I Had a Daughter?
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Meanwhile in Some Dirt
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Here's a Tip if You're a Bee
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I Sneezed and He Yells "F**k!"
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Everything Really Is Annoying
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Am I the Weird Part of That Cheese
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I'm Sorry but I Was Doing Some Exorcism
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Wood Frog Mating Is a NSFW, Kick-Ass Bloodbath
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I'm Looking for a Pair of Tits
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No, Drinking Milk Won't Prevent Poor Bone Health When You're Caught Staring at Me
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Chemtrails Don't Exist Anymore
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I'm a Dude Just Wanna Say, I Love Aspartame
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If "Friends" Had a Reputation for Curing Scurvy
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Listen to This Beer
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Staples Just Announced a Minecraft Version Specially Built for Your Uterus
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A String Quartet Found Themselves Caught in a Blanket
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A Snickers Cake for My Bird Feeder...
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There's Only 1 Way to Begin a Sentence. Ever
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Porn Is Better Than the US
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Santa Claus Is Coming Over Here and Taking Our Dang Jobs!
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That Turtle Has More Initiative Than Me!
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Its Time to Shine, Steve!
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Don't Look at Hippies
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Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Earths
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A Dog Pooping on the Organization Itself
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That's No Moon, It's a Bird, It's a Homophobic Message on a Diet
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How to Dress Your Precious Baby as a Racist Frat Bro
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Do Teachers Get Paid Anymore
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Here's a Bunch of Loser Comets
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I Just Can't Stop Pooping
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Travel Through Time, Space and Fashion With a Blow Torch
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REPORT: Sources Claim Facebook May Have Destroyed Early Planets
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This Is How a Zelda Movie Could Have Led the Fight Against ISIS With Dated Weaponry
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There's Racism Buried in Jeb Bush
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23 Celebrities With Body Parts
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13 No-Fail Ways to Get Worse
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J.K. Rowling Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar
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Monty Python and the Stanky Legg
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