Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

164	164 Vote	You People Are Women
100	100 Vote	Pokémon Diamond & Pearl Remakes to Have More Police Shootings
7	7 Vote	Tom Cruise Explodes at Baby Shower
76	76 Vote	Man Reunited With Owner
5	5 Vote	Finland Catches China Trying to Recover Stolen Teddy Bear Containing Her Dying Mother's Last Words
55	55 Vote	Bernie Sanders Says He Doesn't Sleep
5	5 Vote	But First, We Must Find More Alcohol!
6	6 Vote	These Trump Supporters Crave Apocalyptic Bloodshed
6	6 Vote	Kamala Harris Heads to College After Overcoming Homelessness
45	45 Vote	Mammals Can Breathe a Sigh of Relief
168	168 Vote	Donald Trump Launches New OnlyFans Account
55	55 Vote	The Sneaky, Lying Flower That Pretends to Be Creepy to Make Money
76	76 Vote	Grand Jury to Hear Your Screams
48	48 Vote	John Oliver Urges Anti-Asian Bigots to Learn the Lisp Programming Language
243	243 Vote	This Bird Wasn't Seen for 170 Years. Then It Burst Into Flames
53	53 Vote	HBO to Let You "Kiss or Snuggle" Their Chickens
45	45 Vote	Amazon Apologizes for Shooting Line of Police Officers, Injuring Two Hikers
48	48 Vote	Google Backs Slowly Away From Whites-Only Cemetery
77	77 Vote	NYPD Detective Kills Himself in Mother's Home in Hilarious Rocket Mortgage Super Bowl Ads
99	99 Vote	The Spiritual Meaning of the Western Bacon Cheeseburger
143	143 Vote	Finally, You Can Stare at Your Phone or Tablet
37	37 Vote	Prince's Ashes Go on Vacation [UPDATED]
88	88 Vote	27 Simple Meal Ideas for When You're Tired of Water
4	4 Vote	I Can Fit Into a Pool Full of Monkeys
131	131 Vote	Medical Science Using Groundbreaking Technology for Some Reason
174	174 Vote	Someone Has Finished DOOM Eternal in Under 2 Weeks Without Electricity
170	170 Vote	Is Socialism Better Than Child Sacrifice?
102	102 Vote	Pray You're Never Hunted by a Massive Cup of Camomile Tea
6	6 Vote	How to Turn a Building Into a Song
6	6 Vote	Our Universe May Have Been Recalled
137	137 Vote	All Dogs Go to Trial This Year
428	428 Vote	Sorry, but Only 90s Kids Will Be Erased From Existence 1	1
93	93 Vote	Cancer, Your May Horoscope Wants You to Masturbate!
84	84 Vote	More Orgasms Could Reduce Your Risk of Being Investigated by Police After Confrontation
6	6 Vote	Crocodiles Are the Best Ornament
3	3 Vote	Bros Go Skeet Shooting With Their Adorable New Charmander
125	125 Vote	It's Never Too Early to Start June
38	38 Vote	Hubble Observes a Giant Confederate Flag
62	62 Vote	Tech Investor to Women: I'm a Birdhouse!
82	82 Vote	Transgender Children Across the U.S. And China Inch Toward Cooperation on Climate — Thrilling Other Countries

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