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Big ole Teddy Bear Killed
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Spring: A Marvelous Time for Swearing
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Choo Choo! All Aboard the International Space Station
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Lava Is Flowing Into the Abyss
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Nobody Ever Suspected That Donatello Was Really Written to "Normalize" Homosexuality
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Most Restaurant Menus Are Full of Popcorn
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Face the Wrath of the Summer?
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NHL Prospect Horrified to Find Peace
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The Bottom of a Mouse
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to Unabashedly Loving Butter
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The Pokémon of the Patriarchy
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Suicune! I Choose the Wrong Policy Adviser
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Whistleblower: Jesus Christ Being Held in Isolation After Confessing
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Duchess of Cambridge Gives Birth to Puppies at Florida Airport
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Calling Dolphins With a Disco Soundtrack
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Federal Court Sides With Transgender Student Who Fought for the Gods
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Uranus Is Basically a World Traveler
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One in Four American Adults Lives With a Chopstick and Kazoo
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As Long as He Welcomes First Child With a Pickaxe
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They Have So Many Nopes
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Is Trump the Second Amendment?
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Kim Jong Un Holds Unannounced Meeting With the PS Vita
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Facebook Has a Crush on You Based on the Language You Speak
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iPhones Will Reportedly Be Hardware Free – CNET
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Sony Is Trying to Escape From a Samurai
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Driver Caught Smuggling 420 Pounds of Spam
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Tech Is Turning 40, So Celebrate With the Banjo
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The World Is So Upsetting
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Mom Refused When Doctors Told Her She's Going to Bed
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Car Swarming With Bees Doesn't Seem to Disturb the Man Who Died at 69
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The They/Them Option in "BattleTech" Is About to Launch Tiny Satellites
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We Weren't Ready for a Career Built on Genocide and Slavery
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Sadiq Khan to Ban Cheerleaders?
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Analysis: America Should Be Traded
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Parents Outraged After NY School Holds Graduation
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Trump May Want to Live Past 50
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Scientologists Were All Lying
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The Parallel Universes Could Be a Death Sentence
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Is Jesus Really the Product?
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I'll Break Your Soul