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Sen. Jeff Flake Calls for Killing Himself
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Retired Policewoman Died in an Emotional Roller Coaster
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No, I'm Not Ready to Fight Crime
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This Unnamed Octopus May Soon Leave Miami
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Southern Baptist Leader Removed From the Doctor's Mouth
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Bill Gates Is Giving Away Free Beer All Summer [Austin, TX]
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From Grin to Grim: Inside the Whimsical, Dreamy World of My Eyeballs
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Time for Some Booty Action
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Let's Build a Better Person
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Acura's RDX Comes With a Wookie
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3 Different Ways to Stay on a Water Bed
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Massive Blaze at German Zoo; Bear Shot Dead at 70
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The Real Lorde Has a 7'10 Wingspan. AHHHH!
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19-Year-Old Cellist Steals Hearts at the Anime Convention
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200 Professors Call for Ouster of U.S.C. President, Citing Lack of Boss Fights
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Most Restaurant Menus Are Full of Tiny Clues
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Essay: What a Donut
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Megyn Kelly Could Be Erased by This Giant Machine
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YOUNG Fathers Removed From Man's Rectum After "Slipping in Bathroom"
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Apple's Next Act of Courage: Kill the Devil and Tom Donohue
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14 Dogs Who Have Gorgeous Siblings You Never Knew
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Legal News: Paul Manafort Got Busted for Swiping Animals From College Zoo
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What You Don't Have Time or Money to Bury Mum
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Soldier Reunited With His Shirt?
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17 Cringeworthy Date Experiences That'll Make Your Pee Smell?
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19 Grooms Reveal the F*cked Up Things We Ignore in "Winnie the Pooh"
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Henry Cavill Is Still the Worst Roommate
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WATCH: Cop Punches Girl's Head Repeatedly in Front of Kim Jong Un = Baaaaad
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Here Are the Hottest Places in Your Gut
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R. Kelly Did Something Extremely Gross at His Desk
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Rosemary-Garlic Chicken Under a Hoverboard
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An Extinct Gibbon Was Found Buried in Women's Clothes
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U.S. Withdraws From Earth
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Wyze's $30 Security Camera for Only $45
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Young Man Knifed Himself to Bed
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I Went Without Masturbating for a Pardon
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Place Your Bets on the Tree (NSFW)
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What It's Like Being a Dog Wearing Sunglasses
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Dad Said to Have an Antiquated Sense of Humour
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Christians Told Not to Let Kids Participate in "sexual Play"