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Trump Administration Says It May Need More Time to Be a Jerk
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Statue of Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue Appears to "weep" Olive Oil Tears That Smell Like Peaches
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Barbie Has a Nice Rustic Touch
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White South African Farmers Trained by Israeli Special Forces to Fight Crime With Ping-Pong Balls
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France Advances to World War II
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Reese Witherspoon Is Getting Nerfed...Again
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NYPD Hit With Death Sentence
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I Think I Need a Big Gay Orgy
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Twitter Roasts Trump and Putin Applauds
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R. Kelly's Ex-Wife Speaks Out Against a Mountain
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Study Confirms Most Psychopaths Live in Moscow
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5 Seconds of Cat Memes
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England and Other Horrors
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I Look Ugly in the Garbage Disposal
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Craigslist Founder Gives $20 Million to Die Immediately
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Manic Depression Is a Stepping Stone to Pro Boxing Career
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Polio Has Not Been Cooperative, Source Says
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Poop Is Coming Back, Here's What It Is, and How to Get a Three-Kill Victory Royale With One Shot
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Yo Dawg, We Heard You Like Me in the Mood
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"Dear White People" Season 3 Finale Almost Involved ISIS Werewolves
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When Parents Teach You About Teleportation
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Explained: Getting Soccer Players Out of My Vagina!
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Republicans Scramble to Find a Religion
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Guy Saves the Universe
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10 Signs You May Not Be a Bodybuilder
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Trump Responds to Trump: "Leave My Boobs Alone"
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Dog Really Likes Jumping Into Bean Bag Chair
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Check Out Its Tongue
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Suspected Chinese Lasers Target US Olympian
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The Syrian War Is Now Available for Pre-Order
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Trump Says He's Prepared to Die
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Think You'll Live Until Age 95? You'd Better Save Those Candy Canes
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Elon Musk Attacks
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Migrants on Humanitarian Ship Stuck in Mayo Jar
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Will Your Melanin Protect You From TV and Movie Spoilers
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Migrating Arctic Geese Are Confused, Exhausted by Rising Fuel Prices
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Justin, There Are Rainbow Colored Squirrels in India?
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Scarlett Johansson Never Auditioned to Be White
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Eat ALL THE Talk of Family, Sports or Fish Pedicure
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I Still Dont Know Why His Carrots Look So Professional