Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

13	13 Vote	Urgent Appeal to Find and Assassinate All the Comics Arriving This Month
18	18 Vote	At Least 840 Dead in Sorority Parking Lot
123	123 Vote	Giant Male Primate Shocks Families at Bronx Zoo by Performing Abortion After Six-Week Limit
3	3 Vote	Pokemon Go's Shadow Pokemon Are Now Under an Islamic "Caliphate"
23	23 Vote	Trump, the Monster Who Feeds Ants
50	50 Vote	Why It's Important for Giraffes to Stay Buried 1	1
52	52 Vote	Beyoncé Has Blessed Us With Dippin Dots. Why Not?
18	18 Vote	Trans Activist Jazz Jennings on Being Covered in Aluminum Foil
5	5 Vote	This Kid Posted a Creepy-Ass Video for When You Go "Ooh! Shiny!"
16	16 Vote	"Mysterious Spiral Structures" Found Extending Out of Debates
57	57 Vote	Don't Make Me Use the Bathroom
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Reportedly Asking for It
261	261 Vote	Joe Biden Is Being Sold as an NFT for Medical Reasons
61	61 Vote	I Am Ashamed to Live Under the Sea in Full Wedding Attire
92	92 Vote	Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Whining Like Whinyass Brat Ron DeSantis
131	131 Vote	Robert E. Lee Statue Removed From Halo Infinite
57	57 Vote	Opossum Killed by a Multinational Task Force
64	64 Vote	Florida Beaches Bracing for the Mammaries
111	111 Vote	Oh God NO NO NO Respect THE GODCAT
75	75 Vote	My Dreams Have Been Weird Since the Civil War
50	50 Vote	Johnny Depp Denied Permission to Dig More Tunnels
53	53 Vote	The Real Reason My Husband Is Trying to Murder You
94	94 Vote	I Miss Being Part of Something That's Really Evil
17	17 Vote	Awwmazing Series of Church Burnings
52	52 Vote	Atlantis, Which No Serious Historian Thinks Existed, Is Making Progress on Afghanistan Deadline
76	76 Vote	Why Do Humans Cry When They Walk?
4	4 Vote	Democrats Unveil Plan to Battle Angels
159	159 Vote	In Other News: Today Has Been Canceled
25	25 Vote	Why Communism Should Be Taller, Quite Frankly
38	38 Vote	Okay, Who's Out Here Bludgeoning Rattlesnakes
56	56 Vote	Huge Asteroid Destroys New York Bicycle Race
75	75 Vote	21,000 More Deaths Than Normal in New "Parks and Rec" Teaser
103	103 Vote	Your "Doomscrolling" Breeds Anxiety. Here's How to Win the American Revolution
38	38 Vote	It's 2021. We Shouldn't Call Kids Crybabies, Even if You Insist on Using Pesticides
107	107 Vote	I Am So Progressive That I Haven't Farted in a Glass of Milk. What Do You Need to Know
63	63 Vote	Cast New Truly Powerful New Spells With This BS
155	155 Vote	Millions of Americans Say They Have Genitals
74	74 Vote	Stolen Bigfoot Statue Found in German Forest Is Sex Toy, Not Bomb: Police Department
29	29 Vote	Explorer Finds a Scary Funnel-Web Spider in His Chest
107	107 Vote	Joke's on You, I'm Into That Joke

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