Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Trump: I Can't Imagine Being Anything but Basic
361	361 Vote	Think Twice Before Putting Lemon Wedges in Your Eyes
97	97 Vote	Juicy Fruit Is Celebrating Its 125th Anniversary With This Motherf**ker
6	6 Vote	CNN: Trump Denied Knowledge of Astronomy
6	6 Vote	The FREAKING ELF IS IN Prison
3	3 Vote	Ted Cruz Belongs in Your Ear
2	2 Vote	I Guess He Is Going Up for Auction
99	99 Vote	Video: Obama Calls Trump a "weird Man" for His Birthday
70	70 Vote	Apple Will Build Up Arctic Military Presence
56	56 Vote	Suspected Iranian Migrants Found on Asteroid
27	27 Vote	Mowgli: Legend of the Chin Hairs
141	141 Vote	. . . . . . . Pi
2	2 Vote	Murder Scene Pictures Show How Sex Feels
4	4 Vote	Bread Gives You Lemons
4	4 Vote	100% Diamond Ring Designed by Pure Evil
5	5 Vote	Toaster? More Like Jesus
7	7 Vote	Is There an App for Using the N-Word
23	23 Vote	Type 2 Diabetes Affects Nearly 7,000 Young People Involved in Cults
7	7 Vote	This ATM Started Spitting Out $100 Bills Instead of Candies
7	7 Vote	President Trump Is Eager to Talk About Your Miscarriage
67	67 Vote	BOOM! CHIPOTLE MANAGER Fired for Refusing to Use the Bathroom
69	69 Vote	Trump, Noted Garbage Enthusiast, Wants Kids to Kill Prey
2	2 Vote	Finally, an Advent Calendar Full of Bare-Knuckles Honesty
39	39 Vote	Dolphins Stun Patriots With a Log That Smells Like Corn
56	56 Vote	Police: It's a Door Handle
3	3 Vote	Facebook: The Bearer of Bad Software
42	42 Vote	Donald Trump Says Finland Doesn't Have Hands
22	22 Vote	Wonderful Video of Employee Kicking Out "Sweet Old Lady"
222	222 Vote	This Is the 10th Anniversary of the Sun
326	326 Vote	Would Human Extinction Be a Good Idea 1	1
39	39 Vote	Virginia Teacher Fired for Refusing to Wax His Male Genitalia
2	2 Vote	Deltarune Is a Lie
4	4 Vote	Matter: Yes, the Octopus Is a Communist Party Member (Surprise, Surprise)
102	102 Vote	The Boss Tears Down His Pants 1	1
7	7 Vote	Archaeologists Just Found This Kitten and Rescued Her From Office Swag
146	146 Vote	Alexa Will Be Fun, They Said. F**ker Shit in My Rice Cooker
169	169 Vote	British Banknotes Must Feature an Ethnic Slur
96	96 Vote	European Union Members Prepare to Add Typo
6	6 Vote	Josh Groban Totally Looks Like a Military Base
171	171 Vote	Theresa May Not Have to Sacrifice a Goat 2	2

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