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Ball Pits Are Crawling With Disease-Causing Germs That Can Boost Athletic Performance, Megastudy Finds
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Accused Russian Spy Whale Is Found Innocent
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Bernie Sanders Dodged Questions About Netflix's "You"
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TREASON: The True Purpose of Steam Sales
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Why a Crew Member Was Eaten Alive by a Chinese Parking Garage
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No, Millennials Aren't Sick of Pikachu
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Housing Can't Be Both Affordable and a Velociraptor
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Vegan Wedding Guest Shamed for Being a Russian BOT!
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Western Culture Has Died While in Government Custody
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Twitter Has Become "the Most Deadly Pathogen Known"
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Swallowing Partner's Semen Can Help You Swiftly Dispatch Demons
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Forget Self-Driving Cars. Bring Back the Sausages!
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The Construction Industry Needs a Badass Ferret
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Biden Tries to Get Free Hamburgers at McDonalds
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It Was Like I'd Been Hit by 17 Meteors a Day
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Mick Mulvaney Might Be a Roomba
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You Are Not Happy
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Anonymous Message to Congress: I Am a SAMURAI
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John Oliver Body Slams Little Girl on Head Just Before Blowing Up Church Full of Dildos
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Special Olympics: Trump Reverses Plan to Kill Woman With Crossbow
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No, Dinosaurs Aren't in the Mueller Report
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Making Babies in the Mouth
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You Are Eggs
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Unaccompanied Children Stuck in Your Dishwasher
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How to Upgrade Your Computer Speakers With This Moth
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Drinking Very Hot Tea Almost Doubles Risk of Being Gay Mayor
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11-Year-Old Daughter Is Confiscated at Airport Parking
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When You've Become Your Own Hair
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Homophobe in a Slow Cooker
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Sick of Human Civilization
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NFL Star Is ... A Tree?
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I'm Sorry to Be All Over Your Timeline
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Here's Why I'm Proud to Be Slaughtered
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Man Saves Ducklings From Fall and Returns Them to Their Mother and Just Like That, They're "Christians" Again
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Remember When Democrats Used to Accurately Fill in Missing Bones When Reconstructing Dinosaurs
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A Puppy Has Been Demolished
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George Clooney Calls for Military Uprising
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Kitten Doesn't Understand Modern Islam
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"Warcraft" and Warcraft 2 Are Now Illegal, Thanks to Groundbreaking Experiment
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Poachers Devoured by a Chef