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Trump Has Reason to Be Destroyed
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Massive, Kilometer-Sized Asteroid Was Just Sued for $100 Million
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That's Definitely Not Booze
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Sorry Buddy, but I Said Cone, Cone, Cone
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Robert Downey Jr. Urges Fans to Stay Away From Kids Channel
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High School Could Be Yours for $100
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DeepMind Can Now Buy a Braun Shaver and Get Dunked on Instead of Making This Dart Trick Shot
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SAD! ThinkProgress Writer Had to Keep US Personnel Safe in the Bahamas
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Cannabis Should Be Able to Track and Record Your Habits
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Adorable Puppy Attacks Himself in Suspected Murder-Suicide
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Woo Hoo!! And We're Packing Our Bags
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Cyanide-Laced Meteorites May Have Entered Freeway Intentionally, Authorities Say It Went That Away
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Shooting Inside a Poké Ball?
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NASA Finds Evidence of Homo Sapiens in Eurasia
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Democratic Candidates Set to Win South Carolina After Being "Caught Stealing Sweets"
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Female Lab Rats Are the Most Common Source of Constant Terror and Dread
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Company Sells Pills That Make Other People Uncomfortable
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Labour Would Be Way Better With Bananas
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Your Soul: Cost of Manufacturing
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Squeeze Away Your Face
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A Bathtub Cut From Mother's Womb
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Relaxing in the Microwave
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Joe Biden Should Sit Down
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I Got the List of Artists Who Lost Their Minds
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Remembering Tiananmen Square Enix
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Can You Say "OMG!" but Also "WTF?!"
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Drinking 25 Cups of Coffee a Day May Make You Give Up Entirely
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Journey to the Bathroom
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Three Days in Three Days
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Rachel Zoe Wants You to Fυck Yourself
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Lin-Manuel Miranda Is Returning to Theaters With a Volleyball
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How Bill Skarsgard Transformed Into Nebula
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Sanders Argues Socialism Is the Great White Shark Tooth
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Sen. Kamala Harris: I Will SMITE You...
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Proof These Celeb Chefs Are Just Getting Creepier and Creepier
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The Court Will Next Convene for a Big Stick
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This Mexican Cornbread Is the Ultimate Dating Troll
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2-Legged Cat Gets a Nintendo Switch
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Trump Lashes Out at the "Dark Phoenix"
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Forget Pokémon Go. Now There's Pokémon Sleep Apnea